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Mobility assistance

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Thinking about Henry Oak turning into a bear in the fight with Terry Sr. or fake vampire Terry Sr. or whatever it was and him literally turning into his father’s namesake when he gets angry but it was so early in the season and i don’t think they’d even learned Henry’s father’s name yet and unintentionally kind of setting all of that up is killing me. He is so afraid of becoming his father or ending up like him and yet in a fight, when he’s angry, when he needs to be strong and win he literally take’s on his father’s name. god

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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i got a spam comment like this, PLEASE DELETE THEM AND IGNORE!!

hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit

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@valkzzheart we would def wear ta

Tumblr halloween costume idea UwU

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Tumblr halloween costume idea UwU

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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp

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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

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what the fuck are you talking about

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animal taxonomy: wow did you know whales are ungulates?

mushroom taxonomy: okay so we previously through bleebo, gumby, and splorbo were separate species, but they are all actually gleebus! gleebus is very nutritious and can cure many ailments, however, there's a species that looks exactly like it that grows right next to it: the bungus, which is part of an entirely different family full of mushrooms that will make you shit your pants and die

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

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icant even explain why i feel this way about it but this meme, this specific version, just makes me so emotional i love it so so much. its very heartwarming. peace n love on planet earth

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a real jegulus fan never speaks ill of lily evans

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged