dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll
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WWHHATHHGFGH?A?????B???????????????????????
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“No that’s an oil tank I’m not interested” 😂
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Fuck off im so in love with this fictional man it’s embarrassing
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turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations
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A Lizzy to go along with my Grelle.
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I have exactly one white cis guy friend and he’s generally the coolest, nicest dude on the planet, but he keeps trying to convince us (my friend group’s gc) that milk with barbecue sauce mixed in isn’t disgusting. He calls it “barbecue milk” and insists that it’s delicious
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I'm not really sure but I think I'll finish this thing and I like it a lot uwu 👉👈
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