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I have a friend who loves calling me randomly at odd hours just to say The Game and then hang up. if I don't answer he leaves it as a message. one time he even came at me from a private number just to catch me off guard. he is relentless.
fortunately my psychologist wants me to get back into a non-screen related hobby to do before bed to help me sleep, and she highly approved of getting back into cross stitching, I just needed to think of a design for a project

if I'm working on it every night hopefully I will have it done by his birthday in June, I'm debating on whether to put it on a wall hanging or a cushion
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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.
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A big neon sign over my head that flashes while I'm at work that reads "I'd rather be listening to Sleep Token's fourth studio album Even In Arcadia"
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their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free
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the world becomes a softer & sweeter place the more we understand that we aren’t meant to suffer alone
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question. do your irl friends know about your presence on this hellsite or are you in full hannah montana mode for life
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every discord server has the guy experiencing problems you didn’t even know were possible
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yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend
extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people
my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone
haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles
can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way
can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up
can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap
cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.
unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily
will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.
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the ‘kind character snapping’ trope has been co-opted by too many people who don’t understand it fundamentally. you can’t have your character actively think of themselves as that kind of person bc that makes it like bragging. ‘you wouldn’t like me when i’m angry 😡’ ’no more mister nice guy 😈’ ’demons run when a good man goes to war 👿’ ’honestly i scare myself sometimes 😰’ WROOOOOONG. those are all threats. first off a truly kind character should be humble and not even consider kindness a thing of theirs. and second off please. if they’re truly gentle they should be ashamed of the very thought of their own wrath and not like openly talk about it. yeah i bet they do scare themselves and others when they finally get pushed too far but like don’t have them say or consciously think that without shame… it should be like a tragic thing that happens to them against their will and not like an alter ego they’ve been gleefully looking for an excuse to slip into
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