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DIMENSION 20 NEVERAFTER SPOILERS

TW: BLOOD TW: FIRE TW: TEETH

A Cape... as Red as Blood.

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Siobhan Thompson is so funny. She’s a British American comedian. She used to be an archeologist. She can translate Latin in seconds. She can’t go four sentences without saying fuck. She’s a history buff. She dropped out of high school. She’s a wordsmith. She’s never once made a character I can feel normal about. She’s a dyslexic writer. She and Ally are the only Intrepid Hero’s who’ve never DMd a dnd campaign. <3 her

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its his first day of work and he’s nervous

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found out today who Anne’s voice actress is

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apparently i have A TYPE …

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Just a Super and a Luthor being married happily ever after.

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april and sterling being smitten by each other

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“I crush hard on girls…and only girls.”

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Things the Lords have absolutely said to their nieces

Heisenberg

“Bela, you don’t even live here, why are you painting the front room??”

“What do you two want to do? Replace your feet with wheels so you can roll around your castle? Of course you can! What kind of uncle would I be if I said no?”

“Okay, Unkie Heis’ love can only go so far. NO TOUCHING THE HAMMER!!!”

“Here, you can wear my hat. I know you like that.”

“Don’t make me call your mother.”

“What did you just put in your mouth? Was that a nail? DANIELA, SPIT IT OUT!”

“My lycans are more well-behaved than you three. Actually, I take that back— my lycans are more well-behaved than you two, Cassandra and Daniela. Bela, you’re an angel.”

“YES, I love causing mayhem, but you wanted to jump into the gears of one of my machines to see what would happen!”

“Of course I know how to braid hair. What do I look like to you, Daniela? A barbarian? Come here, I’ll make you look great.”

“What? … You had a nightmare and want to sleep with me? … Alright, alright. Stop giving me those big ‘ol eyes. Come here. I won’t let anything get you.”

Moreau

“I’m sorry, Bela, but your mother said you lost water privileges after the ‘bathtub incident.’ I do not know what the ‘bathtub incident’ is supposed to mean, but I am abiding by her rules. Also are you alright?”

“Do you need sunscreen? Will the sun burn you?”

“Is it okay for flies to get wet?”

“Please don’t do that. … No, I do want you kids to have fun, I just don’t think using lycans as surfboards is the way to do it.”

“I don’t think having a competition to see who can hold their breath the longest is a good idea.”

“No, Daniela, ‘waterboarding’ is not a fancy word for ‘surfboarding.’ Please do not attempt it.”

“Cassandra, I’m not even going to explain what Citizen Kane is about to you. It’s awful. You shouldn’t have suffer with its knowledge.”

“Would you like to watch something? I’ve got tons of things. North By Northwest, West Side Story, Vertigo, It’s A Wonderful Life, Rear Window, Beetlejuice… What do you mean you’ve never seen Beetlejuice?”

“Okay, so that’s Beetlejuice. Even though the movie is named after him, he barely shows up. That’s fine, in my opinion. He’s weird.”

Donna

“I’m sorry, but I am not going to make a voodoo doll of your sister because she stole your prey.”

“Why did you put on one of the doll costumes? Because your sister said you wouldn’t fit? And now you’re stuck, of course. Don’t worry, I’ll get you out. Hold still.”

“No, I’m not going to teach you how to sew just so you can sew Cassandra’s mouth shut because she’s annoying you. … No, it won’t benefit everyone!”

“What was that, Cassandra? You think you could beat the sun in a fight? Well, of course you could, dear. It doesn’t stand a chance against you.”

“Yes, Daniela? … You want me to teach you how to dance so you can attract a girlfriend or boyfriend? … Well, I can hand jive. Will that work?”

“What’s this, Bela? A doll you made for me? … Why is my eye a flower? … To show that I’m pretty regardless of my scar? … Yes, yes, I’m fine. I think I just got some hair in my eye.”

“Girls, if those ‘monster hunters’ don’t stop showing up, I will be forced to get angry. No one touches my nieces.”

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tiktok i see of the dimitrescu girls putting on a show and their momma being proud, tiktok i give a like to

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Maggie Robertson (voice of Lady Dimitrescu) dramatically reads journal entries about the creation of her daughters. Nicole Tompkins on the right is the voice of Daniela :) [x]

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PLEASE WATCH THIS CLIP I SAVED FROM THE RE8 CAST REUNION THAT HAPPENED EARLIER TODAY BECAUSE THE DIMITRESCU FAMILY WHOLEHEARTEDLY POSSESSED THE VAs IN FRONT OF OUR VERY EYES.

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(Maggie Robertson as Lady Dimitrescu, Bekka Prewitt as Bela Dimitrescu, Nicole Tompkins as Daniela Dimitrescu, Katie O’Hagan as Mia Winters, Jeff Schine as Chris Redfield, and Neil Newbon as Karl Heisenberg.) ((editing and compiling done by me))

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every friend group should include + the bau edition

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In a crowd of thousands, I’d find you again

Happy trails Anastasia!

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Dani and Jamie from The Haunting of Bly Manor lockscreens

like/reblog if you save/use

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Azula always lies. 

saw this post by @heavenly-dusk and kinda went insane thinking abt it so i drew it, i hope you don’t mind!