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YAOI COULD SAVE THEM

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i’ve read drowning in plain sight by buggachat like 45 times

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on the ethics of drinking your friends (what's the big deal???)

part of my Modern Vampire Marinette AU (intro | tag)

(Support me on ko-fi if you'd like!)

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vampire marinette my beloved from @buggachat 's Au

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eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*

anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.

bonus:

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‎Cats stick together (๑-̀ㅂ-́)و✧

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Hiiiii happy belated birthday @mari-monsta / @mari-cherri !!!!! I LOVE YOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have trans adrien yuri lovesquare i hope youre having a good day and YOU'RE A FREAKING ROCKSTAR NYAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD VIBES BE UPON YE!!!!

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@ladrienjune day 6, "Lingering Feelings"

The ladrien economy simultaneously is and isn't in shambles right now.

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how to tell your coworker/gf theyre both eggs

happy pride everybody

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Teenagers, you know they have a shit post account

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a collection of my favorite Marinette’ superhero costumes.

I think she is the best designer, all her costume designs are just incredible and beautiful, I envy her.

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Guys when I was 16 I went to Paris because of this show and I accidentally flashed a bunch of people when I walked over a vent so you could say miraculous ladybug has had an impact on me

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Marcaniel redesign because what do you mean they've been wearing those damn skinny jeans since 2015

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ladynoir walk in for the weekly miraculous holders meeting and they’re like alrighty girls gays and theys! now that we’ve mastered the art of growing the fuck up so we can continuously use our powers, let’s go over today’s lesson: how to NOT tell your superhero partners your secret identity! and everyone visibly starts getting nervous because clearly most of them do not realize this secret identity thing was that big of a deal and marc and nathaniel start SWEATINGGG when ladybug elaborates on how you shouldn’t even tell your ROMANTIC PARTNERS and how you might THINK it’s all ok but what if they told someone who told someone else who told YOUR SUPERHERO PARTNER and then they GO INSANE OVER IT AND GET AKUMATIZED AND WANT TO KILL YOU AND BLOW UP THE WORLD and chat noir says hey my lady this seems oddly specific i thought we just wanted them to be safe and if it helps i don’t think id ever get akumatized over finding out who you are no matter who you are and she’s like WELL YOUD THINK THAT WOULDNT YOU and marc and nathaniel BURST INTO TEARS and say WE TOLD EACH OTHER and she gets all freaked and rushes them to a corner to figure out what happened and they’re like it’s because we wanted to protect each other and our love against all the evil forces in the world 🥺🥺 and she’s like AWWWWW that is so irresponsible how could you reveal your secret identities like that. AWWWWWWWWWW!!! anyway she forgives them because they’re gay that’s kind of the whole post

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adrien ‘i suspected the bad smell you didn’t like was the camembert i suspiciously carry around all the time so i dumped THREE bottles of perfume on myself’ agreste and marinette ‘i am afraid if you see my ground-shattering jet engine-roaring nose blows you will end our relationship on the spot’ dupain cheng are so unbelievably batshit crazy made for each other hehe

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friend group gay as hell u can’t even say ‘just updated the homosexual two men kissing story’ without a dozen of them swarming over 🙄🙄 man they’re fujoing out now fuck guess i gotta draw this story of these faceless hot sexy knights face revealing to each other and making out 🙄 -> nathaniel from miraculous ladybug’s life

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like yes of course i knew marinette would go full fujoshi loud and proud what I thought was so endearing was max fujoing out quietly with the rest of them

like look at him peering over their shoulders to peek at the yaoi…