we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
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Maxson: We’re going to prevent a war….by starting one
Sole:
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Quick, everyone look at this TVTropes entry for Boone:::
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GOODSPRINGS
"Anyway, you ever get hurt out there, you come right back. I'll fix you up.
But try not to get killed anymore."
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I got BOTW and so far all I've done is grab frogs and ride my perfect pony boy Bing Bong everywhere But the plot points
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if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”
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against my better judgment, Sometimes I Make Jokes At My Own Expense
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good morning everyone i heard a mr. handy crying out for help and when i went to see what he needed
after standing there dumbfounded bc his name changed from ‘mr. handy’ to ‘mr. bandit’ for a little bit he started to get a little irritated
i glanced at this robot, looked around us, and dropped a little bit of boiled water, and
and that’s how i, a level 103 vault dweller, ended up getting robbed by a level 3 robot that had bamboozled me out of my boiled water
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me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia
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justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”
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