nerdismyhobby
Nerdery And Puns
Dan, 31, currently residing in Portland. Writer, Actor, and self deprecator, and in that order on good days.When it’s all said and done, I’m just a sentient pile of Lord of the Rings merchandise.
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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i am the worst traits of my mom and my dad stitched together into some creature
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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40
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"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.
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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone
🔁 pls reblog for sample size
#all of these honestly#self care means taking care of yourSELF baybee#restaurant always made me feel a little weird but it’s still nice#but the rest are a lot of fun alone
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#water bill#I mean with that setup I would lose track of time#so I feel like I could take a bath that long just on accident#but a 3 hour SHOWER??#absolutely not
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we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out
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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle
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when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet
I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.
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