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the funny thing about the steve x bucky ending is that everyone was like “ah boo hoo ur just mad ur stupid little gay ship isn’t canon” as if what steve did wasn’t terrible & shitty through the lens of, you know, friendship 

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You know, I always heard tumblr users were a bunch of kinky weirdos but I'm not so sure. I checked the polls and everyone here is super into vanilla.

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Venue owner honest god just fucking told me I had to go find the "lanky, scruffy guy with brown hair in a plaid button-up and thick glasses" at open mic comedy night.

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Whose familiar is this? or has someone “warg"ed into this crow? I thought we already agreed to use emails

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if this happened to me I would simply be fine with it

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okay americans how’d i do

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every company after complaining about not enough people wanting to work anymore

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Family sketches featuring Baby Alex! ✨

Bonus:

You take your eyes off the child for a minute and he steals a sword or wears a cursed bracelet smh

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Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.

The new girl: what’s film?

Me: … film. Like… film that goes in a film camera.

New girl: what’s that mean?

Me: … before cameras were digital.

New girl: how did you do it before digital?

Me:… with film? I haven’t had enough coffee for this conversation

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Big day for Fox Mulder

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