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A Greyhound bus...

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I wish computers worked like they do in 80s cronenberg movies. Like you type in “WHATS WRONG WITH ME” and the computer says “50% BRUNDLE. 50% FLY”

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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

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Advice nobody ever asks for but every time I tell someone they find it extremely useful:

If you want to get rid of ants in your house mix a cup of icing sugar and a cup of potato starch 50/50 (dry, no water) and spread it near the holes where the ants get into your house. They won’t be able to separate the sugar and starch and will feed their larvae with the mixture. The starch will kill the larvae. So you won’t see results right away but if you keep it up you’ll get rid of them over a few weeks. I make a batch every summer to combat ants in my kitchen.

Because the mixture is non-toxic to humans and other mammals it’s perfect if you have children or pets. God knows my dogs eat anything on the floor and this way my only worry is they might get cavities if they get into my pest control powder.

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Some AirBnB roasting courtesy of Reddit

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I have come down to deliver them out of slavery, and bring them to a good land. A land  flowing  with milk and honey.

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Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

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PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

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character who is doomed by the narrative but essentially responds to it by going "nuh uh"

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Shania Twain Man I Feel Like A Woman (1998)

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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.

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this is the single best picture of an eclipse I've taken ever. it's not even close

bark bark bark bark

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Humans are born with demon counterparts to protect them.The more innocent and pure a person is the more mean fierce and terrifying their demon becomes.Today you met an 82 year old woman with the kindest sweetest demon you’ve ever met.

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This machine kills AI

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Source

"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"

"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"