It’s Bulbasaur blooming season
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Me: I'M GONNA DO A THING
Me, later that same day: I did not do the thing
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me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet
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I’m one of those people who makes random noises all of the time and repeatedly sings phrases like “I hate the world” and “what the fuck am I doing”
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Fuck you I’m an art student I don’t do math
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“not all men” you’re right, phil lester would never do something like this.
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Reblog if you think Phil is handsome/pretty/sexy
My mom says Phil is ugly.
Let’s prove her wrong!!
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people actually liking each other at the same time sounds so fake
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Me: is okay for a few days
Me: oh my god I faked my entire illness I'm just a manipulative monster who pretends to be crazy oh my god I should do something destructive because I hate myself
Me: wait a second
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it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex
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ugly privilege
not having ppl using your photos to catfish others
knowing when ppl try to befriend you they’re not doing it for ur looks
being able to tell who’s genuinely nice irl
not being “thirst followed” cause ppl care more about what u post and ideas than tagged/me
not being awkwardly hit on in public
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me: *laughs at something*
me: ok back to suffering
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