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My high school English teacher came into the club last night and saw my boobs so yeah never thought I would say those words but here we are.

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Fuck, the next time my night starts out shit, I need to remember tonight. I was in such a horrible, shitty mood and every time I talked to a customer he rejected me, probably cause he could tell I was faking. Fast forward and I spent an hour in the champagne room and a guy literally gave me his debit card and pin to take out money from the ATM to give me. I left with a g. So thankful and happy. I need to remember to always stay positive at work. You never know what’s going to happen.

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sorry but literally nothing will be funnier than john mulaney’s delta airlines sketch

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I asked a customer to fulfill my dream of someone throwing a still wrapped band of $100 at my pussy & he came thru. AFTER he already made it rain on me earlier.

Reblog to have a customer throw a brick at your clit. 💸💸💸

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When you find the only cute outfit at VS that’s not a drab fucking beige color

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China Lee, the first Asian American Playboy Playmate (August 1964)

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me, looking at the body god gave me: thanks! i hate it

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HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE’S DAY!!!!

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She’s helping!

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Hmm if I’m not mistaken this looks the Cloud Forest in Singapore

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