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Date Everything SexyObject Tournament: Semifinal Round Match 1

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Date Everything SexyObject Tournament: Semifinal Round Match 2

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💞 assorted date everything icons (1)

★ f2u w/o credit

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so i saw this fanfiction...

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Betty ♡

My last post of Tony did well on here... I'm getting more used to this and lowkey just dumping some art I posted on Twitter and Tiktok.

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Betty the Royal Bed

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Betty while you’re having sex with a dateable

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Henry for me and Betty for a friend

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Date everything fanart <3

Live laugh toasterbath

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Been drawing 2 much doug and Parker as alwayss (im on the doug grind) also timothy and bathsheba !!

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Fandom: Date Everything

NSFW under the cut, miners dni

CW: this is a few snippets about date everything, this is set before the player was given the dateviators, this is about the way all the objects around your house react to how you interact with them, this is gonna be very sexual and the player is completely oblivious to all of this, so if that makes you uncomfortable, please don't read this particular work.

Reader GN

Dateables mentioned: (in order) Betty, Daisuke, Dorian, koa, Eddie&Volt, bathroom gang (Dirk, Amir, Bathsheba, Johnny, all mentioned), bedroom gang (Skips, Ben-hwa, Hector, Betty, Dorian), Nightmare

Imagine the POV of the objects around the house before you know about their existence, they're all hopelessly in love with you, every touch, every acknowledgement you give them, every scrap of attention held onto and treasured.

Every week you change the sheets of your bed, and wash them. That's it. For you. For Betty? For Betty once at the end of every week you run your fingers along her seams, pulling the cover off of duvets and sliding pillows from out of cases, leaving her exposed and needy, the gentle and chaste touches not enough, not intentional, she needs you to recognize her, she needs you to know how badly she aches for you.

After every meal you wash the dishes, it's second nature by now, you occasionally hum to yourself, wrapped up in your own thoughts. For Daisuke he feels a strange dichotomy, on one hand: he is fulfilling his duty, what he was made to do, on the other, you hold him so gently under the warm running water, your hands expertly gliding over every inch of him, soapy water warmed by both Winnie and your hands, the soft way you scrub every last imperfection from his skin, unraveling him so expertly, all while completely oblivious to the pathetic sounds he tries to stifle, it's all he can do not to shutter under your touch.

Dorian is a no nonsense kind of door, he takes his job seriously and the idea of being distracted by anything while on guard is ridiculous. However, that falters when you wrap your fingers around his handle, deftly pulling down and pushing him shut with your hip, a well practiced motion, nothing more than muscle memory for you, when it's everything to him. The delicious few moments of contact he's provided with, the distracting sent left lingering in the air when you walk through his frame. He is a professional, or so he keeps telling himself.

Koa has to sit with you, as you nestle into his cushions, sleeping, watching TV, reading, or just plain existing next to him. That's his weakness, the heavy silence that wraps you both up like a warm blanket, the urge to touch, to envelope you in his big arms and feel the beating of your heart against his skin, the desire to make it beat a little harder...

Not even Volt is safe, staying mostly hidden in the closet you nearly never visit, when the power trips Eddie gets the nearly excruciating feeling of you gently flipping his switches, sometimes multiple if you hit the wrong one the first time, but Volt, you can never touch him, he however, can see you. Through every lit bulb and open socket, he sees every move you make in the house and hears every sound. Most nights after the breaker box closes and he and Eddie are left alone with a few open bottles Volt recounts your actions, every soft sound that escapes your lips, every night you fuck yourself to sleep. It always ends with the pair tangled, lips frantically stealing every breath the other has to offer, wishing desperately that you were the one they laid their kisses on, and rutted their cocks against.

The objects in the bathroom have it the worst, they watch you strip, casually tossing Dirk into the hamper in the corner of the room, you look at your own reflection and Amir drinks you in shamelessly. Johnny and Bathsheba alike have to sit in perfect stillness while you fiddle with their nobs, finding the perfect temperature before sliding into the water waiting for you. Sometimes you sing, talk to yourself, other times... You don't. Half the objects in the room stair intently, the other half drop their gaze as you lean your side into the nearest porcelain, small huffs and moans escaping your mouth. Even once you're done, once you've left the room and moved on, the air in the room is still thick with unspoken tension.

You do it most at night, under the cover of darkness and blanket, both of which caress you, soaking up the needy pants that fall from your lips. Ben-hwa listens helplessly from inside their drawer, wishing desperately that it was them between your legs, and not your own hand. Hector watches from his place on the wall, eyes glued to your figure in the gloom, even Dorian swallows thickly, his back facing you, sure to never look, he says it's about privacy, everyone else knows it isn't.

Even your night mares are rather taken with you, on nights that she could use to scare you, to fulfill her purpose... She gives you good dreams, nice dreams, dreams about handsome strangers and exploring extremities. When you inevitably end up whining and humping into your pillow or blanket Betty sends a quiet thanks to your dreams.

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Bathsheba: You have friends and I envy that. Barry: You're welcome to share my friends! Bathsheba: *looks at Jean Loo and Sinclaire* Bathsheba: I don't want those.

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random date everything doodles

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hello i ADORE bobby pinn they are so cool

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oneee moreeee safetypinn

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I’ll release the rest in a few days

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Welcome to the Date Everything SexyObject Tournament 2025!!!!

Rules!!

Each match up has been randomly generated in advance.

There will be a 3 day period to vote on each poll, then the bracked will be updated and the next round will be posted the next day.

You are more than welcome to post propaganda for your faves in the comments and reblogs of polls! But for the sake of spam and keeping things neutral, I will not be reblogging them.

The tournament will be going by the Date-A-Dex entries for each datable, meaning that multi-characters (i.e. Eddie & Volt, Curt & Rod, The Hanks) will be counted as the same entry.

For pictures, I will be using each datable's initial appearance to avoid as much spoiling as possible. However, the poll will include every datable in the game, including DLC, so you have been warned!

We have made it to the bracket stage of the tournament, after an initial elimination round and the redemption round. 8 datables remain in the competition, 94 and have been eliminated. The current round will end at 6PM EST, 7/23/2025.

Current bracket standings: