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me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

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SPIDERS GEORG WRAPPED

You ate 36,520,000 Spiders!

Wow! You skewed 8 Billion People's data! That's in the top 0.0001% of all spider eaters!

Vibes are unique, just like you! Your Spiders Vibe is: Sleeping in a Cave.

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add another clove of garlic im not driving

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hey sorry your boyfriend entered the public domain. yeah no exclusive intellectual property rights apply to him anymore. yeah no one needs permission to use him in their published works. yeah people are publishing books about him being in love with his best friend now. sorry. i'm so sorry.

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another day another email informing me that a porn bot has followed me on tumblr yet again

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(patrick bateman voice) i need to go watch some video essays

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"you're a bitch" well a bitch is a female dog and dogs are wolves and wolves are part of nature, and in nature is wild hogs which eat root vegetables which are in the dirts, and ants live in the dirt and ants have queens and Queens is in new york. you know what else is in new york? Italians. so yeah. I bet you feel pretty stupid right now

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two headed calf poem but with the hydra

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i cant fuck it we ball for much longer

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my body is a vessel for the bit

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yeah so the whole website is doing a group project for nanowrimo

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Hey man, whatever lorems your ipsum

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This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke

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if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

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must a movie "exist"

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just to clarify i don't have critical thinking and if i support a fictional murderer that means i also condone murder irl

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A comic about a dream I had about a snake