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Since tumblr still hasn’t unblurred me, I’m going to take some time to tell you about one of their most secret policies:

Tumblr bans specific images. This is not a flagging thing. The image doesn’t get flagged. It gets removed from the site permanently. And I mean PERMANENTLY. There is no notification that this happens to your image because the policy is completely unofficial. There are also absolutely no guidelines to it. For instance, an image like this one is not against any tumblr community guidelines.

Yet this image when I had if as my header for my blog, to protest my previous blog’s sudden and uncalled for deletion (I had zero flagged posts, was given no warnings, and then one day I checked at two of my blogs were missing and I had a stern email from tumblr to never make a nsft blog again or else all my blogs would get deleted…yes the email said that) was removed. Not only was it removed form the posts I had made using it. They removed it from my header.

Of course, as you can see the image in no way violates the community guidelines…and even if it did, technically the official policy of tumblr is to flag the image and make it invisible to anyone but the OP. Instead this is a different far less official policy…and it seems as though it is completely within the realm of individual tumblr staff to decide what gets to count. Indeed, this is not the only image this has happened to me too. The first two blogs of mine that got deleted we’re actually nsft blogs, unlike my current blogs, they actually technically did violate tumblr guidelines…now mind you I was no longer posting original nsft content on their at time of their deletion…but still they’d previously been porn blogs. ANYWAYS…if you run a very popular nsft blog you’ll notice that your most popular post occasionally just disappear. Maybe if you’re not paying attention you presume you just can’t track it down or no one has reblogged it lately…but no, they (staff) straight up extrajudicially remove your content. I say extrajudicially because they do have official policy and protocols they should be following, aka flagging the content and/or labeling the content. But no, they fucking remove it.

And when they remove it, it’s gone for good, for everyone. For instance, the above photo, the “ew tumblr” photo…that’s not the original photo, that’s a screenshot of that photo. You can’t post the original, the code of that photo is forever banned. It’s not even just one account either. For instance, to test this, I attempted to upload an old “missing” nsft image from my original blog, which is not associated with this email, and is not even associated with my IP address. And this is what happened:

Tumblr’s transphobia runs so deep they are eager and willing to circumvent their own policies and procedures, the staff acting like thin skinned vigilantes on their own website where they held all the power to start with anyways.

eeewwwwwwwww

unblur me now staff

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PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

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Absolute heroes. People call Canada "America's Hat" but I think it's time we call the US the "Shit-filled Diaper of Canada"

thank you Canada 🇨🇦

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I have to assume that a) she's trying to say her pussy tastes sweet - at least I hope that's the case rather then BURNING CARBONATION IN MY CROTCH REEEEEE

and b) those lyrics were written by a committee of coked-up trust fund MBAs in between rounds of hunting interns for sport

They could have gone with nicely in the first line and then gone with "a lolly" for the second line and really focused the last syllable. Look at me, fixing things I don't like and will never willingly listen to

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

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Of all the things I expected to watch today, the episode of The Blacklist with arsehole conservative men being surgically mpregged wasn't on the list.

But to be fair I'm totally behind the concept of making shitty conservatives suffer for their ideologies.

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“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

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I remember reading a guide for the game and wondering why it wasn't on shelves in Australia. This was before I understood the concept of localisation. In my defence I was like 10 or 11.

I feel like people don’t talk enough about the Neon Genesis Evangelion game that was on the N64. The soundtrack uses the exact same sound font as Super Mario 64 which resulted in the funniest official rendition of Komm, süsser Tod:

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My mum and nonna never used spaghetti ever so I never learned this (as a half italian). But it's funny to rile them up.

This video is a hate crime against Italians

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I love every fucking part of this.

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But here's the stomper

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WIP stormcast eternals.

In other news, I'd be happy if i could just phase my dad into a different existence. He's not going to change and not going to act in any kind of way that makes a relationship with him as a person feasible. Less family member, more angry boss, or shitty-mooded old coworker who treats every tiny interaction or question like you pissed in their cornflakes.

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East of Ennui?

we just need someone to put a game up on Steam that's East of an abstract concept

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Good that you caught it then and not way later. Good usage of the fly head from the plague Marine Box.

#Hobbystreak Day 215

Built and started priming a biologus putrifier before realizing that I hadn't actually cleaned up the mold lines