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If you aren't trying to scissor me. I don't want you.

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When I flirt and just make things super awkward

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I will be waiting for you 💕🎀

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Tetris is a game which teaches you that mistakes stack up while success disappears.

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If boobs sagged the way balls do when you get really hot, the beach wouldn’t be nearly as fun.

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You know you really need to find something when you go to the second page on google

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Me trying to be sexy

Expectation

Reality

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Who wants to relate with Elias?

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Me. As. Fuck.

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keeping up with the news during vacation.

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Basically.

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#relatable advice from Lord of Hell for 2018

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Mei on the beach 💚

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When you angry... But there's also cake

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That trash talk though 🤣🤣🤣