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all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

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"Does The Way Christians Use Capitalized He/Him For God Count As A Neopronoun" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

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bad

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"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

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✨🔥 achilles ✌️ 27 😜 best of the greeks ⚔️💪 doomed 😳🥵 by the narrative 🥴���💛

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shoving our ocs together like this until theyve formed a social bond and stop attacking each other

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he thought about his dnd characters for 30 seconds

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grabs you. hey. listen. one day youll get out of your parents house. you will be able to not go to church on sunday. you will be able to cut and dye your hair any colour you want. you will be able to wear crazy eyeliner and black lipstick or whatever makeup you want. you can swear and be openly queer with your friends and transition and date. YOULL GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!

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the fact that you can press b to cancel a pokemons evolution is so funny to me. like imagine a butterfly about to emerge from a chrysalis and you just put your hand on it like ‘shhh. buddy. not yet’ and its like ‘aww ok’ n climbs back in and zips itself up like a sleeping bag 

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this is canon btw. cad did their top surgery for them :-3 they can use the magic paint to make the boobs blue i guess lol

[image ID: a digitally drawn comic of caduceus, fjord and jester from critical role. in the first panel caduceus is saying "time for your fantasy wildmother top surgery" to fjord who's in a hospital bed with an excited expression, and jester hugging him shouting "good luck, fjord!". the second panel is after the surgery and caduceus saying "hey fjord, the surgery went great btw. how are you doing?" to fjord, who is dizzy and saying "ooh. good." he's in a bed with a compression vest and bandages on his chest. the third panel is a close up of fjords face with a worried expression saying "wait, where's jester?" and caduceus replying "who do you think took your boobs?". the fourth panel is jester in a hospital bed with a mischievous, pleased expression and the outline of boobs under the blanket. there is a trans flag behind her and she's thinking "win." End ID.]

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had a friend slap this together after i gave them a ride home last night and this is all i played