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HELP ME NAME THEM 😍

They are African Grey Goslings.

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made this to distract myself. happy bad batch eve

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Omega: Can I paint the walls inside the Marauder?

Crosshair: Why are you asking me?

Omega: Because Hunter said no.

Crosshair: And what makes you think that I won't?

Omega: Because you don't care what he says.

Crosshair, internally: This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap—

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Rampart is not having a good time

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Tech: Want to know something weird?

Echo: First of all, it's two in the morning

Echo: Second of all, continue

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Leaked footage from next episode bc Echo got them dad jokes

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Emerie: I was just doing my job! 🥺

Echo:

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Wrecker: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Tech: *visibly stiffens* You’re putting it in cold water????

Echo: Wrecker?? Answer the question, Wrecker!

Wrecker: Yeah I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn’t realize that there was an actual reason

Echo: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes??

Tech: Why are you..putting it in the microwave to BOIL IT??!!

Echo: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?!

Tech: It👏🏻takes👏🏻less👏🏻than👏🏻a👏🏻minute!!

Echo: TECH is your stove powered by the KRIFFING SUN?!?!

Tech: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!?!?!?

Echo: Like seven minutes!!

Tech: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less then that and you use a sauce pan

Echo: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?! On medium heat??!! Your stove is enchanted!

Hunter: Every single person on this ship is a Kriffing lunatic

Crosshair: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A KRIFFING KETTLE?!?!?

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It was always going to be Echo, the reg turned science experiment with the most physically evident trauma, who would turn Emerie the chief scientist. Only he could’ve reflected to her the consequences of her actions 😭🫡

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*when the 212th and 501st have training together* Waxer: Are you upset that you don't get to be on the same team as Echo? Fives: Have you ever run a simulation with Echo? Waxer: No.. Fives: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *on the other end of the battlefield* Echo, chasing Boil: I SAID FASTER DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE WORD FASTER MEANS IT MEANS MORE FAST-

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bad batch & posts that match them 🤝

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Alternative song choice lmao

Emerie exactly 8 seconds after getting a disapproving look from Echo:

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Damn, Not Imperial SeaWorld

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Emerie exactly 8 seconds after getting a disapproving look from Echo:

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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with? cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir. obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question. cody: you're my superior officer, sir. obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now. cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away- obi-wan: but- cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.

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ok this one’s funny now that I’m not overthinking it

because it’s literally just

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Do you think Plo Koon's mask also has a translator inside it which makes his language understandable in basic?

Because being rather reptilian/insectoid in appearance, I assume that their main method of communication is probably screeching and clicks, rumbles and vibrations.

Also because:

Plo: ... and once Wolffe, Sinker and I give the signal, we will... *mask crackles, unintelligible screeching noises*

*Plo stops talking, adjusts his mask and tries again*

Plo: *more screeching*

Shinies: *horrified whimpering*

Plo: *sad eyes at Wolffe*

Wolffe: *rolls eyes* The General is having translation issues. What he said was 'once we give to signal, you are to advance and rendezvous with us at the marked co-ordinates'. Understood?

Plo: *gentle clicking noises*

Wolffe: And... *sighs* he says he's proud of us.

Everyone else: *stunned silence*

Plo: *soft screech*

Wolffe: *glaring at him* Really, General? Do I have... Ugh, fine. And the General says he... loves us... *blushes furiously*

Plo: *delighted clicking noises*