he/him/any but gender is fake (to me)- bisexual - I am over 21 but despise personal information on the Internet - terfs eat shit and die alone - wruff!!
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Wish I was a late bronze age girl
I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.
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FORLORN WIGANER: ah... another lost soul, seeking the strength of gravy? I'm afraid you're too late, friend. Pea Wet is all that's left...
'Good as gravy'... a sick joke, it is... [CREEPY LAUGH]
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does anyone have thos stupid ass post google is acting like it doesnt exist and i just wanted to reblog it and say this post made me make a sandwich instead of just buttered toast and it was good
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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything
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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments
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Heres your weirdly specific transition factoid of the day, i was born with a huge hemotoma on my knee that once removed (or dissolved i forget wich) left a crater that never filled with muscle or fat or anything
5 months into hrt and i noticed the crater was gone, filled mostly in with some sorta fatty tissue. A scar ive had for 30 years buffed right out
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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
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