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⌽ ┊◸ ❛ Okay but, hear me out? What about... uh, well Bitchtits... fuck Bitchtits Hat?  ❜  ◿

“BH just stands for Butt Hurt. Which is the constant state of his mood.” 

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Im gonna be playing DnD today with my BF, so I won’t be on a whole lot? Catch me on skype/discord. Both are below the cut!! I’ll be slow but around! Feel free to come yell at me about BH, or Flug. Cause both of them are my loves.

Mutuals only pls!!

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⌽ ┊◸ ❛ I think I might have uh... made a SLIGHT error in calculations..... Ehehe.... ❜  ◿

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Raises both hands tbh. Super fast. Lightening fast.

“Please raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Black Hat.” 

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Ask incredibly invasive questions about the character! The writer will answer and the character will react to having their private information made public.

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⌽ ┊◸ ❛ …………… ❜  ◿

⌽ ┊◸ Takes one step. ◿

⌽ ┊◸ ❛ bACK THE FUCK UP!!!?!?! ❜ ◿

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⌽ ┊◸ @didntfall ;; STARTER CALL / ACCEPTING ◿

⌽ ┊◸ ❛ Wait how-how did you get in here? I thought the door was closed... and the... security system was online. Oh please tell me it didn’t break again.... Like- there was explosions and stuff right? Right?? ❜ 

If the security system was down, it would be his head, maybe even literally. Nervously putting his hands together, and looking at the either, he was rather scared of the fact that the security system improvements were malfunctioning, and more importantly Black Hat learning about it. ◿

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⌽ ┊◸ @drangcd ;; STARTER CALL / ACCEPTING ◿

⌽ ┊◸ ❛ DEMENTIA! W-What are you doing in here! Get out! I don’t need you breaking anything....! ❜

The anger in his voice was able to be heard, but he quickly hid what he was working on behind his back, hands holding it behind him. He really wasn’t wanting any guests while he was working, and especially not the most destructive and unpredictable force in this house... well second most destructive compared to Black Hat.  ◿

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Black Hat: Pretty much everything is a weapon if used correctly, so trying to keep weapons out of schools is pretty redundant. Pencils, pens, books, paper, rulers, compasses? All weapons if used correctly.

Dr. Flug: Sir, please don't corrupt kids more than the internet already has.

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⌽ ┊◸ @lockethearted ;; STARTER CALL / ACCEPTING ◿

⌽ ┊◸ ❛ I.. wouldn’t recommend touching that. I’m not sure that it’s good... to..... o-oh my- ❜

The nervous scientist took a step back, and recoiled as if preparing for an explosion. With his luck, well, it would and then he would get in more trouble with Black Hat.  ◿

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⌽ ┊◸ ❛ Rip in pasta sorry we lost ya. ❜ ◿

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Well, I have a character I'm really interested in having interact with both your Flug and your Black Hat. Is it alright if I talk about them on anon first, though? Or would that clutter up your blog too much?

⌽ ┊◸ OOC ;; your fine, nonny. Honestly IDC as much cause this is a side blog. You do you. You can tell me about them on anon if you want, or come off of it. ◿

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Question: I know you only RP with mutuals, but I wanted to ask this. Are you open to people sharing with you ideas for how their character might interact with your own even if they aren't mutuals?

⌽ ┊◸ OOC ;; Yeah! And TBH, if @villainoushat is following you then that means we’re mutuals. I tried to put that enough so that people notices, but IDK if it worked. But yeah! If you wanna tell me about how they might interact, then I bet we can work something out. I’m usually pretty chill. ◿

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if we’re mutuals don’t hesitate to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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rick and morty: the rickshank redemption          sentence starters

– spoilers ahead if you have yet to watch this episode! i also kept in a bunch of quotes about the damn szechuan sauce just to make myself laugh.

‘  anyway, that’s how i escaped from space prison.  ’ ‘  i just got my sixth promotion this week and i still don’t know what i do!  ’ ‘  it’s great to have you back no matter where we are, but wouldn’t you like to go home?  ’ ‘  get out of the booth, take all your clothes off, and fold yourself twelve times.  ’ ‘  you cheap insect fucks didn’t think i was worth your best equipment?  ’ ‘  relaxed, enough?  ’ ‘  he is the smartest man in the universe.  ’ ‘  well, when you’re not sure what you do for a living, you can make your own rules.  ’ ‘  you’ve hardly touched your pills.  ’ ‘  stop saying his name. he abandoned us!  ’ ‘  horses live longer than tortoises now. is that what you want?  ’ ‘  maybe i just want you to care if i run away yelling!  ’ ‘  admit it, you’re going crazy cooped up in here.  ’ ‘  yeah well, tough titties.  ’ ‘  that depends on who breaks first: me or the titty.  ’ ‘  if we stay here we’ll die along with all your memories.  ’ ‘  oh, that sounds cool. i can get what i want and you can say goodbye.  ’ ‘  fine, but i’m driving.  ’ ‘  hey, i like being 35. i can rent a car now.  ’ ‘  they weaponized the eiffel tower!  ’ ‘  no one’s special to him. not even himself.  ’ ‘  i’m not right! i was using ghoulish overkill.  ’ ‘  we’re going to the day it all began… and ended. the moment that changed everything.  ’ ‘  i’d like to get a 10 piece mcnugget and a bunch of the szechuan sauce. like as much as you’re allowed to give me.  ’ ‘  in 1998 they had this promotion for the disney film mulan where they created a new sauce for the nuggets called szechuan sauce and it’s DELICIOUS.  ’ ‘  wow, this sauce is fucking amazing! you said it was promoting a movie?  ’ ‘  i used to wear blue pants.  ’ ‘  well, well, well if it isn’t us.  ’ ‘  nobody has to know about that. we can put it right back and pretend we never saw it.  ’ ‘  i’ll make it up as i go.  ’ ‘  oh my god… i have that exact same top!  ’ ‘  that’s my sister. this used to be my home.  ’ ‘  imagine doing anything you want and hopping to a timeline where you never did it.  ’ ‘  excuse me? we don’t pass on this. who do you think you are?  ’ ‘  i heard sci-fi noises. did you make a breakthrough?  ’ ‘  i only wanted to stop by here for a quick ‘i told you so.’  ’ ‘  why would you do that? what is the matter with you people?  ’ ‘  i’ve got it… i’ve fucking got it!!!  ’ ‘  awesome possum!  ’ ‘  yeah, that’s the three lines of math that separates my life as a man from my life as an unfeeling ghost.  ’ ‘  you can alter anything you want about a totally fabricated origin story.  ’ ‘  lovely. not only is my plan screwed up, i also forgot how to improvise!  ’ ‘  he’s a spy, blow him up.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna go take a shit.  ’ ‘  he’s not a lawyer. we just keep him here because he’s fun.  ’ ‘  i say: fuck you.  ’ ‘  you killed him because you were jealous of him. that’s pretty obvious.  ’ ‘  what? no! i don’t want to see your pog collection.  ’ ‘  let’s not suck the ghost of his dick too hard.  ’ ‘  he’s not a villain, but he shouldn’t be your hero. he’s more like a demon or… a super fucked up god.  ’ ‘  i know you’re too stupid to get this, but you’re really fucking this up right now.  ’ ‘  i wasn’t going to let her die, you fucking moron!  ’ ‘  you’re a serious fucking idiot. you basically killed us all!  ’ ‘  who’s stupid now, bitch?  ’ ‘  i’m almost proud.  ’ ‘  look, i’m not proud to share this, but the truth is i just kept crawling and it kept working.  ’ ‘  guess who dismantled the government?  ’ ‘  please don’t leave me again.  ’ ‘  is there any light beer left? it’s insane what you miss in prison.  ’ ‘  no, you’re right. where’s the vodka?  ’ ‘  i’m sorry to hear that, sweetie. i hope i had nothing to do with that.  ’ ‘  i better tend to him before he changes his mind and doesn’t move out.  ’ ‘  but never him. you wanna know why? because he crossed me. ’ ‘  take it easy – that’s dark!  ’ ‘  welcome to the darkest year of our adventures!  ’ ‘  if you tell them i said any of this, i’ll deny it and they’ll take my side because i’m a hero and now you’re gonna have to go do whatever i say – forever!  ’ ‘  and i’ll go out and i’ll find more of that mulan szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce because that’s what this is all about – that’s my one-armed man.  ’ ‘  i’m not driven by avenging my dead family, that was fake.  ’ ‘  i’m driven by finding that mcnugget sauce. i want that mulan mcnugget sauce! ’ ‘  that’s my series arc. if it takes nine seasons!  ’ ‘  i want my mcnugget dipping sauce. szechuan sauce!  ’ ‘  that’s what’s gonna take us all the way to the end!  ’ ‘  what are you talking about?  ’ ‘  nine more seasons. nine more seasons until i get that dipping szechuan sauce or 97 more years!  ’ ‘  fine. fuck it. who cares?  ’

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Starter call for when I get on after dinner!

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