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Hey, if you never hear from me again it is because I got lost getting to/from my hotel room and am now trapped

I’m honestly not sure I captured all the twists and turns

[nes-the-sleep-monster]

the only true ally

[nes-the-sleep-monster]

I call this one "the temptation of the artist"

Yes I did draw it on my phone in my bed

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[nes-the-sleep-monster]

hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work

WHAT

[nes-the-sleep-monster]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[nes-the-sleep-monster]

an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc

and I'm like....... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but I KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean

and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere

horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.

and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader

I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and he'd be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon'''' loses horsepower throughout the fight

language is amazing

[nes-the-sleep-monster]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

[nes-the-sleep-monster]

living in a village of farmers is the fucking best i just left a party and the butcher was like hey i got some bones for your dog. your dog specifically because i like the cut of his jib. hell yeah

do you know how fucking great it is to get home tipsy as hell wake up your dog he is already exited to see you and you are like here you go a big bone for your majesty...my man thought he was damn heaven!! so good

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String identified: a a? T A a a: at t t t t c t t t a ta t t t

Closest match: Pammene giganteana genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Early Oak Gall Moth

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[nes-the-sleep-monster]

Okay imagine a dragon, but instead of speaking like a human, making those terrifying crocodile guttural sounds, or roaring the way that lions don't, the sound it makes is a massively boosted, echoing and piercing high-pitched shriek of a seagull.

[nes-the-sleep-monster]

100% bedtime speedrun (FRAME PERFECT PLUSHIE CUDDLE)

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I wish I had friends with the resources and love required to kidnap me and trap me in a custom escape room based on all the times I embarrassed and annoyed them on purpose

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I'm gonna actually fucking do it this time