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How do I communicate to this bird outside our window that its song is repetitive, derivative, and frankly kind of ass. You can't get bitches by just repeating the same five notes over and over, buddy.
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i regret going to bed for an hour but i think i finally know what i want my blue lock ocs to do. personality-wise for the twins and story-wise for cyril. now if i could only draw them
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an alcoholic beverage that you constantly replenish with identical mixers and alcohol, to the point where you're unsure any of the initial beverage remains. and yet it is fundamentally the same beverage as it was to begin with. the sip of theseus
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ponies
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im mid week drunk pulling an all nighter (#rolemodel) and writing amy lore stuff. i need a followers census. how many of you grew up christian as in you went to church and shit and how many of you are bisexual but dont really care about that rn.
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That clip of idubbbz jumping off the counter in a Tingle suit and proclaiming his homosexuality had everyone and their mother by the fucking neck in 2016.
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54k words written in a month and a half btw
i hope everyone who writes in any capacity can sleep easy knowing that you will never top this exchange from a south park fanfic written in 2006

#i found this in a terribly written ACADEMIC PAPER that analyzed political elements portrayed in south park fanfiction#by an author who also wrote academic articles on gatekeeping in the reddit true crime fandom#and greentext as quote Feminine Space on 4chan
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(at the art museum) lol come on now that one's CLEARLY ai. clocks don't melt like that
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i hope everyone who writes in any capacity can sleep easy knowing that you will never top this exchange from a south park fanfic written in 2006

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why is the blue lock wiki holding on by a shoe string. there’s zero citations anywhere and the galleries all have 3 screenshots each. there’s an individual page for every chapter that lists characters appearing in order and none of the ones i’ve seen have summaries. you wanna know what someone’s school uniform looks like? fuck you go buy the manga. wanna see someone’s signature? good luck. want to see any official art? go fuck yourself
#today i wanted to get that screenshot of nanase and rin and i spent 20 minutes looking through the wiki to see what chapter it’s from#then opted to just start clicking through the chapters#before giving up and stealing it from a mutuals blog bc i remembered they posted it. ijbol
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what are y’all’s strategies for trying to convince yourself there is joy in your future and that your time is worth being alive for
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2025 propaganda I am NOT falling for:
bunnysae
kaisagi
EGO X ANRI 🤢🤢
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your man also has this annoying ass groupie…
bllk idol au where your f/o is seen seducing his fellow band members for extra 3 dollars from his company 🥀
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