call me nest or ace. reader & writer. he/him. certified cool guy, phannie, and boy kisser. mixed fandom; lots of rdr2, saw, spn, the great gatsby, & house
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you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.
you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.
you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.
you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.
you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.
you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.
You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.
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you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'
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when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.
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enamored with phil’s tendency to bring us things to show us while they’re filming
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theres a littke kid somewhere running around with phils sheets on his feet
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in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2
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My favorite thing is Phil's disapproving 'No no, we can't have that in the video' as if these aren't HIS tiktok likes. Babe YOU saved this. YOU are responsible for putting this in front of us!
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they don’t tell you this but you can take steps to improve your life all the time. even when you’re feeling absolutely miserable. even when it doesn’t pay off immediately. do you guys know about this
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Sigh it’s so hard being so gorgeous/ugly, funny/annoying, an angel/the most horrible person alive, so lovable/the unwanted friend in the group, perfect/severely mentally ill, etc.
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hey btw if you wanna read dracula in real time as it happens you can have the chapters delivered to you via e-mail by signing up here:
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dan: "did i consent to you touching my hair? personal space, bubble, bubble, sphere!"
also dan:
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