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Luckily for Bravo, Elec’s a robot and not going to be cranky over the lost sleep, but he is being driven up the wall by this conversation all the same.

“You’re right. I don’t understand.” I mean, seriously, Animal Crossing is a mobile game now. There’s no way they’re getting it out of the clutches of that microtransaction riddled hellscape. “Buddy, I dote on you, truly, but eighty percent of the time I have no idea what you’re saying.”

“This isn’t exactly easy for me either, yanno.” 

Being borderline omniscient, and even more so when the information he’s aware of is hilarious, has its downsides. Lucky for them both, he has about as much emotional turmoil as a newborn kitten.

“But hey, no biggie, right? Now we don’t have to wait for all those games to come out! They’re already here!!” he grins, slapping the confuddled clock back onto his desk.

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“It… it’s the 14th of June. It’s 2018.” Bravoman sounds so sure of himself that Elec actually momentarily doubts his own sanity. No. He definitely has the date right. Hitoshi’s just… going off on one of his inexplicable, undecipherable tangents again.

“What are you- those just got announced! Go back to sleep!”

Sensitivity for the canon-locked be darned, Bravoman has been sitting in this hotel room for 572 days in a row. Pushing aside his bed-covers with all the frantic energy of a moth pulling out of a spiderweb, Bravo plants his feet on the floor and swipes up a digital clock that seems as confused as his friend. 

The writers literally haven’t decided what time it is.

“You don’t understand, Elec, they finally announced Animal Crossing for the Switch! I can’t wait two more years for that!”

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good news!!! ive successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes

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“-It’s been two minutes! They’re a yearly event, Hitoshi. We can go to 2019′s E3 when it’s actually 2019. That’s just how the passage of time works, I’m sorry.”

Great, he’s managed to shatter the flow of time. Someone’s gonna have to work overtime to patch up this plot hole. 

“Dude, it’s January! In 2020 -- we’ve missed so many releases!  Spyro Reignited! Sekiro! Tetris!!”

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“IT’S BEEN TWO YEARS. TWO YEARS, ELEC  MAN! WHY ARE WE STILL AT E3 2018?!”

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"Trans rights!"

“In the wise words of Donkey Kong himself- trans rights!!”

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“Happy Generic Winter Holiday, everyone!! I hope you all had an epic day!”

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🐻!! and maybe the kitchen one if ur up for it

toys or stuffed animals 

Bravoman’s room has an unnecessarily large collection of Pokémon plushies that sit on several shelves on the far wall. Some of them are worn and tattered, stitched together by Alpha and looking almost twenty years old, while others are clearly brand new. 

kitchen 

The kitchen is practically untouched by human hands. If Alpha Man isn’t cooking, then Lottery Man is out on a snack run. The extent of Bravoman’s cooking knowledge goes about as far as toast and cup’o’noodles – which is coincidentally what he lived on before meeting the pair of them.

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👪?

someone in my muse’s family

Bravoman looked as though he wasn’t sure what to say. His signature smile was absent, and his fingers were fiddling together in a nervous gesture. A couple of moments passed before he finally pieced together something simple:  “My mom didn’t really like video games.”

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Mou oshimai da.

Betrayed by trust, forever left to scream.

Oh hold me closely and die in my arms,

And then take this secret with you,

Then take this secret with you.

(xx) (buy Euphemia by Area11 on iTunes)

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You are like a mini version of Bass

“…Huh. You think so?”

“I mean, I try to stay out of the brooding anti-villain-anti-hero archetypes – it’s kinda Anti-Bravoman’s thing, heh. Plus I don’t think I’ve ever worn anything black in my life.” 

He’s not sure what you’re getting at, anon.

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“Hey, Elec... the juice is loose.”

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He kicks down a door. Probably his own door. Mindless property damage! 

“Let’s go trick-or-treating!!”

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Bravo can't hear you guys, his mun's too busy to write acknowledgements!

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the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them