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honestly? im done with the lies. being little spoon fuckign sucks okay? it really does. its hot and sweaty and cramped and you better believe that arm wrapped around you is gunna go from “acceptable foreign weight” to “there is a literal blue whale colony collapsed atop you” in about 2 minutes flat. yall forreal want a FLESH BLANKET encasing you??? a goddamn slab prison of human skin and Person Tissue draped across your corporeal form??? find a God and grovel for redemption.

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“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

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you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

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N U N   R A V E

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Follo nintendobestwaifus for more memes xd

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The hoodie is the modern day cloak

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some people write music or poetry to cope

i however edit videos on windows movie maker to make bipolar memes

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Social Media is free

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mania 101

i am advanced superhuman; do not need of do eating or sleeping

i’m just gonna get on this train and see what happens. adventure

the file “sleep.exe” has been replaced with “masturbate.exe”

everything is shiny. i too am also shiny

i think my brain has learned to synthesise cocaine by itself?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

shake leg. drum fingers. must be moving at all times

sorry what did you just say

the lightning. it is here. i am electric

*hears song i like* this song was written for me. i have a psychic connection with [lyricist]

my skull has a tiny excited bird trapped inside it

treat yourself! treat yourself! treat yourself!! *credit rating screams in agony*

i am Wild Animal. i can feel primal power in my sinews

every single one of the hundreds of thoughts flying through my mind every second……. is a poem. every one of them

gonna Kiss my reflection rn, i’m a beacon of sexual power

doing [very important thing] is not important right now. here is a list of inane tasks to furiously do instead

>:)

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It all happened so fast

What happened?

Well I lost my mind, then I lost my best friend

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Basically my 2 moods 😂

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if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

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Phone Charger Magic Circle

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