Alex | m (he/him) | 27 | US | Hella gay, hella cool. Current obsession is RWRB. I like d&d, food network, books, and my dogs. Happily married to aquarium-aquarist 馃懍. Life is hard so let's not be dicks about it.
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Trying to explain to my grandmother that people jaywalk because they don鈥檛 want to walk over half a mile to get to a crosswalk when their destination is 50 feet across the road and not because they鈥檙e lawless idiots trying to spite her specifically
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i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7
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For those of you who wisely avoid Facebook have this excellent image from the San Antonio Zoo page.
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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever
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"You wearing a collar in public is bad cuz I didn't consent" you wearing a bracelet in public is bad cuz I didn't consent to it.
Yall don't really have a right to consent to other peoples clothes.
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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
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RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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you can鈥檛 talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma
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Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke
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hate criming ourselves for your entertainment!聽Gays Against Humanity 2聽https://youtu.be/7M5-ybwEw9o
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