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legends only

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Evaporating seawater forms an inverse waterfall. (Source)

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It is 2020 and I thought of this comic at 2 AM

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You gotta have a plan…

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WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

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as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

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Some writers will understand

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you wanna know something that fucks me up when i think about it. what really fucks me up. that the west coast of the us has different butter than the east coast. like it’s an entirely different shape. when i learned that my brain metaphorically exploded. something as fundamental and constant as butter is completely different based on whether you grew up in oregon or south carolina. where is the divide. why doesn’t anyone talk about this. oh fuck i’m thinking about the east/west butter divide again i gotta calm down

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When in doubt, go to the library!

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I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

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tell me why I read this as men and not macs

i don’t think macs are ugly or bad, but they’re bred with such little concern for the computer’s health that their existence is an unethical fact. again no ill will towards the macs themselves

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Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

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The doctor's moral rules really don't make much sense

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Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

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