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see my jumping

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in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income

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Good lord thank god for my sister catching the item descriptions on the international orders

I nearly sent out ten packages to Europe labeled as “Explosive Material Hazard”

Updated them all to say “Enamel Pin” instead

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Umbreon used wish!

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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

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mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

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I guess I'm biased with my love for AUs and rewrites - but I feel that some people in this fandom get too wound up trying to keep canon continuity when they would have more fun experimenting with changing it up a little

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fuckkk i just hit slenderman with my car and my insurance says they won't cover it

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i worry when people follow me after only seeing a single post. where's your inquisitive nature? what if i suck?

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WHAT

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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

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I'm at a :.|:; for words.

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Yeah he attempted to unalive himself bc he was accused of being a PDF file… yeah they said he graped little kids but in reality we found out he’s never even had seggs so like. Awkward. But he totally looks like a grapist doesn’t he?

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now that you have seen this post you must tell me what your favorite vegetable is. mine is corn

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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