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I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

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right in front of that poor yeoman's salad, too

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American vlogging family with three young kids moves to Russia.

Husband is promised Russian citizenship and rear area service as a welder if he joins the RU Army.

Gets sent to the Ukrainian frontline after 3 weeks of training.

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I need that reddit post where it's like "what's the weirdest thing that happened to you as a sex worker?" And the girl is like "I had one guy who took me to a motel and we didn't have sex but he told me to watch him run around the room" and then someone asks "was he fast?" And she's like "scary fast haha"

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okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

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Hardest part of writing is accepting that some people will not fucking get it & you just have to like cope with that because over-explaining it just makes it worse

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tattoo hcs

no tattoos: nicky, katelyn, laila, nabil, lucas, haoyu, angie, thea, the freshmen (foxes and trojans), diego the mascot

dan has a few tattoos, small and in red ink (a fox paw for the foxes on her ankle, a heart for every one of her stage sisters in different places and a few others that she just found pretty)

kevin has the queen tattoo and debates getting more but ends up not doing until his 40s (he gets sleeves and he's the last to realise how similar to wymack he's become)

andrew also gets tattoos later in life, maybe in his 30s, when he feels ready to handle being touched that way (he gets tattoos for every important person in his life without making it obvious) (also they're all on his upper arms and chest)

matt has a few dumb tattoos (he ends up removing some of them later in life) and after he graduates he also gets a fox paw in memory of the foxes (it's on his shoulder)

aaron got a tattoo in high school to spite luther but he does not regret it (it's 2 neurons linked togheter on his back) (while he thinks about it, he doesn't end up getting any more tattoos)

seth has lots of tattoos, but they're mostly silly and some of them are pretty badly done (he gets a forget-me-not for allison during one of their off periods)

allison has 1 tattoo, a little star on her middle finger that she got with seth

renee, besides the ones she has in canon, gets a few more flower tattoos (an ivy going from her knee to her hip and a little lotus on her wrist)

neil, after a drunken suggestion from one of the foxes (maybe matt or dan) ends up getting tattoos to cover some of his scars (he definitely gets a fox and the key andrew gave him tattooed)(andrew calls him an idiot, and later neil chooses not to call him on his hypocrisy)

jeremy, after his first tattoo, starts getting more, and he starts getting them in more visible places as well (he gets a pine tree on his nape after he distances himself from his family as way to show he managed to grow in such a cold environment but only jean, cat and laila know that's the true meaning behind it)

jean, after seeing jeremy and laila get tattoos as well, starts considering getting some of his own, tattoos that he wants, and he starts by getting a daffodil (from there on he starts getting more, and he even gets a silly one)

cat gets even more flower tattoos (she jokes she's growing her own garden, just on her body)

cody has a red dagger on their sternum, and in their late 20s, they get a colourful snake on their forearm (it wraps around so the head sits on their chest)

ananya has a few small tattoos (little stars on her shoulder, spirals on her fingers, cartoon flowers on her calf)

patrick got the roblox faces tattooed on his pointer fingers as a dare and he sometimes can't look at his hands without laughing

travis has a tattoo inside his lip (it's a heart) and a smiley face on his collarbone

shawn has 'i sure hope it does' on his upper arm (he found it funny and somehow never regrets it, even when he's old and gray)

shane has a wave tattoo on the inside of his elbow

sebastian has mathematical equations on his arms and a bridge in the concept sketch art style with all the measurments

tony has 2 koi fish around his elbow on his right arm and flowers on his left

bobby has a cute little duck on her ribcage and a bee leaving a dotted line behind on her forearm

matching tattoos:

matt and dan, besides the fox paw, get a little red string tattooed on their pinkies

andrew and neil get a 13, for their fox numbers (10+3), but also as a way to say, i'm here, i've survived ("luck then? only the bad sort")

neil, andrew and jean get a bishop, knight and rook respectively to complete kevin's queen (they're here and riko's not, and they're showing the world of exy that they've always been better without him) (andrew gets the tattoo despite not being part of the initial perfect court as his tattoo for kevin) (he's never telling him that, tho)

jeremy, jean, cat and laila get a representative animal for every one of the others (jeremy=dog, jean=cat, cat=songbird, laila=tortoise) (instead of getting tattoos, laila gets a bracelet with the respective charms)

derek and derrick both have a D on their middle finger (they thought it would be funny)

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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

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Do you know what I think would be so silly

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oh? 👀

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Superman cast share their hopes for their characters' future

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I literally cant fucking breathe 

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David Corenswet on the Buzzfeed puppy interview

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Usually south park's relevancy feels very fake and surface level to me, but it's really something how trump and his base are actually, visibly much more enraged by this than they've been about any other criticism, any other show, any other enemy I've seen in the entire near-decade of his political career. Fucking South Park got to them more than the combined effort of a million other comedians, journalists, parodies, academic criticisms or protest efforts. Like it's BAD. Like they want the creators in prison and want to consider this a hate crime.

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what happened to hello. what happened to good morning.

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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞