neverbeenjetter
neverbeenjetter
burn wards and unicorns
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chocolatechipcookies and dinos and stars and glitter and jets and amazing and dreams and trashcans and xxx and tequila and beer and longnights and and and
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neverbeenjetter · 9 hours ago
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neverbeenjetter · 8 days ago
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An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.
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neverbeenjetter · 8 days ago
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A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.
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neverbeenjetter · 8 days ago
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neverbeenjetter · 17 days ago
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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neverbeenjetter · 17 days ago
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neverbeenjetter · 17 days ago
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i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip
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neverbeenjetter · 21 days ago
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
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neverbeenjetter · 22 days ago
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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neverbeenjetter · 24 days ago
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neverbeenjetter · 27 days ago
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The day the big Home Depot skeleton arrived.
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neverbeenjetter · 1 month ago
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idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing
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neverbeenjetter · 1 month ago
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Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)
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neverbeenjetter · 1 month ago
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