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You know the Doctor? He's round these parts at the moment, you might've met him. Bit of a nutjob with a big blue box.

Anyways, long story short, I died once, and the Doctor's then companion, she'd done a bit of a stupid thing. She'd look into the Time Vortex - heart of the big blue box - and used it resurrect me, amongst other things. Now, I can't die.

Man, I know this place has a revolving door but..

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[Jack snorts] Nice compliment, sweetheart, but I'm not an angel. Just your average omnisexual time agent.

What the hell is going on?!

[Dean blushed a light pink tone. She couldn’t understand why she couldn’t get her words out. Eventually she managed to choke out one word] Angel.

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We agree on something though, so that's a start, right?

Dean... That's the tall pretty boy, right? This sort of thing his ballgame then? Looks like I might have to have a chat with him over some drinks, get the low down and all.

New guy in town.

Yeah, but cockiness isn’t attractive. Just makes you look like some dumb pretty boy.

I’m not the one to ask about shape-shifters, that’s above my paygrade. But the Winchesters, Sam and Dean, are experts on that topic.

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Deedee? Fitting, you know? Pretty name for a pretty little thing like you.

So, how did you wind up here, sweetheart? 

What the hell is going on?!

De-De…

[Her words failed her in a stutter of pure embarrassment and slight mortification]

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I should thank you for just existing, sweetheart!

Don't mean to sound rude, but I haven't seen you round here before - I'd remember a stunning face like that - so who are you?

What the hell is going on?!

I.. Well.. I, uh..

Thank you?

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Well hello there, gorgeous. You, can I say, are stunning. Like wow.

Captain Jack Harkness, and you are? I can show you around if you like, darling.

What the hell is going on?!

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You think he'd be cool with it? Because I know how people get with exes - you know, lingering feelings and all. What's the guarantee I won't wake up covered in blood somewhere? Because, well, Dean seems like the kind of guy who'd kill if he wanted to.

New guy in town.

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Probably not. It's hell of a long story - if you've got the time, pull up chair, pirate boy. We can have ourselves a little story time.

Man, I know this place has a revolving door but..

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Maybe I can help, if you talk? Nothing to lose, Benny.

Andrea, darlin...

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Really, Doc.

And the hair's adorable. Makes you look like a puppy. A really, really attractive puppy. [Jack grins and lowers his arm] 

Good, good. Torchwood is... getting back to what it used to be, but, it'll never be the same. They're my team, but they're not my team, you know? How about you, Doc? How's life treating you?

I'm not late, am I?

Too long, Doc! The new face really isn’t bad at all. Suits you, old man.

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See, we've got ourselves a nice bonding point here - we both agree I have a pretty face.

Shapeshifters are a pain in the ass - you know if they've got any weaknesses? Tell tale traits?

New guy in town.

Yeah, wouldn’t want to damage something on that pretty face of yours.

I think someone was calling them Kitsunes. But from what I gather, they’re the same as shapeshifters—at least from what I know.

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Fixed event in time and space, pirate boy. I can't die. Long story.

Man, I know this place has a revolving door but..

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We will, don't worry.

Well, I'll see you around, Dean?

New guy in town.

Don’t sweat it man. Just…uh, make sure you guys have a great time.

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Too long, Doc! The new face really isn't bad at all. Suits you, old man.

I'm not late, am I?

Jack? No…. But it is! Well would you look at you!

How long has it been?

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Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?

Trust me, sweetheart, I'm proficient. You don't just buy the title Time Agent - you earn it. Not to mention the half a dozen times I've saved the world. 

Anti-what tattoo?

You remind me of Tony. And no, you don't have to suck up to me to get your gear. I just need to see how proficient you are with firearms. Word of advice: Get an antipossesion tattoo, it'll save you much grief. [Pepper folds her hands across her chest, thinking of all the people that had been possessed and who had been hurt, on both sides.] We have special ammo for different species, its a bother, honestly. [Pepper smiles at him.] You never did tell me your name.

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Not for a man who can't die, Lafitte.

Man, I know this place has a revolving door but..

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You want to talk about it, Benny?

Andrea, darlin...