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I want to go somewhere and just not come back.

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dogs with jobs

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American Girl bookmarks

Kaya • Felicity • Josefina • Kirsten • Addy • Samantha • Kit • Molly

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Cody was fired for sharing a meme, on his day off. Then the bosses son messaged him after it went viral

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I’m a weirdo but I LOVE the smell of iodine. Also witch hazel.

Best smell you encounter at work? Worst smell?

I don’t think there is a ‘best smell’ in rthe vet clinic, but freshly cleaned newborn mamals are close.

The absolute worst smells are those trecherous mixes of rot and food. Like vomit that was once something decent but has turned fetid, or chicjen vomit which has a distinct undertone of chicken stock. Maggots would be close too.

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I love this stupid animal.

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🎥 by farsizzle

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reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

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they’re gonna clean up ur looks with all the lies on the books to make a citizen out of u bc they sleep with a gun and keep an eye on u son so they can watch all the things that u do……bc the drugs never work they’re gonna give u a smirk bc they’ve got methods of keeping u clean they’re gonna rip up ur heads ur aspirations for shrEDS another cog in the murder machine……

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Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.

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Monument Valley UT, 2014.

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“The patient: this 3-day-old little boy was born with torn upper and lower wings. Let’s see how we can help!”

Today the Department of Awesomely Good Deeds salutes costume designer and master embroiderer Romy McCloskey who used her fine skills with delicate materials to help a monarch butterfly she’d raised and who’d emerged from his cocoon with damaged right wings.

“The operating room and supplies: towel, wire hanger, contact cement, toothpick, cotton swab, scissors, tweezers, talc powder, extra butterfly wing”

“Securing the butterfly and cutting the damaged parts away. Don’t worry it doesn’t hurt them. It’s like cutting hair or trimming fingernails”

“Ta-da! With a little patience and a steady hand, I fit the new wings to my little guy”

“The black lines do not match completely and it is missing the black dot (male marking) on the lower right wing, but with luck, he will fly”

“FLIGHT DAY! After a day of rest and filling his belly with homemade nectar, it is time to see if he will fly”

“With a quick lap around the yard and a little rest on a bush, he was off! A successful surgery and outcome! Bye, little buddy! Good luck”

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