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louis tomlinson kissing girls:

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louis really has this stupid habit of constantly making himself look like a proper cunt on social media

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cause if I SPEAK

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The dragon snarled at the knight as she hid the princess behind her, rearing her head back she let out a loud roar, "FOR THE LAST TIME! I GOT FULL CUSTODY IN THE DIVORCE, THE KING GOT THE CASTLE AND THE GOLD!"

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me in this fandom on a couple I have decided to support even though they don’t know I exists as I reblogged a gif of them fonding to each other: “this is disgusting. you are disgusting. i don’t need to know. please keep it to yourself and get it together.”

some random:

me reading it:

people who get ME :

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noah fence but why did harry’s face get all soft as soon as louis started talking

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We’re losing the ancient texts

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Louis definitely wears a ring at home. If not married, Harry and Louis are definitely engaged or something! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYJugDrH/

I knowwww. 😭 Remember the New Zealand anon?

x

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It’s remarkable that bouquets of flowers have become such a big part of their clothing.

At the same position even. 💐

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Why do you hate nick grimshaw? Just curious, he seems to be a very good (and publicly out gay) friend to harry for a long time. I don't hate nor like him myself, pretty neutral but then I don't know much about him...

quickfire:

he was 27 when he befriended 17 year old harry, mind you, he publically befriended 17yo harry in 2011, but has since mentioned meeting him sometime prior to that date which we have no info on, when harry wouldve likely been 16.

nick took 17yo harry partying a LOT with all of his fellow adult friends, nobody harry's age to be seen, and took him drinking before he was of legal age to drink in the UK. in fact, one of harry and nick's FIRST hangouts was a small gathering of 20-30 year olds... plus 17yo harry.

nick is a fucking loser.

nick has a history of hanging around much younger guys. i dont have names off the top of my head but there was another instance of nick befriending a 17 year old at his big age, and nick is currently 40 dating a 20-something year old. harry isnt some exception where nick just so happened to befriend a teenager, this is a pattern of nick's.

louis hates nick. louis has publically feuded with nick. i think this speaks for itself- harry's hubby hates him, so obviously he has a valid reason.

nick is often lauded as a good person in harrys life simply because hes openly gay. but he can be openly gay AND a shitlord. hes always been weird about harry- from taking him partying and drinking as a minor, to taking him on multi-day benders, to just being weirdly obsessed with him during the early 1D days. he has horrid vibes and im glad hes rarely seen with harry anymore.

i dont have my timeline on me (im travelling right now so i cant pull out my sources as much as id like to raaa) but im planning to make a visual of some sort highlighting how many times nick took harry partying when he was 17-19. this man monopolized harry's offtime when he was in the UK for his teen years. it wasnt until harry hit 20 that their interactions started tapering off and eventually slowed to a rare hangout once in a while after 2017.

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

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do you think h&l had conversation where they want to bulid family and having kids? or they’re just kinda like having-fun-not-thinking-too-much-not-everything-has-to-be-serious type of couple?

You kidding, right? This is how Harry wakes up once a month:

I do think having a family is a very serious subject for them and they probably have very concrete plans for the future. They’re both big family guys and neither of them ever hide how they love kids and want a family.

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microflirting by glancing at you from time to time

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This is just a little post for me to come back to when I’ve had a bad day. Petty Harry warms my little heart.❤️

May 8 Pleasing posts to promote the new fragrance and SpaceNK pop up:

May 19, while Louis and Zara are seen in Costa Rica by fans, Harry follows Jason Reynolds, author of the Stuntboy series.

There was no mention of the trip from "Yawncaster to the Isle of Dull" in any other promo content for Pleasing's new fragrance or SpaceNK pop up. Harry was clearly just making a point.

Also, how did that conversation go with his creative team? "My husband is getting a little too invested in work right now. I'm going to need help putting the little shit back in his place. Conceptually, I want something that says 'I'm bored to tears' with a side of 'I can't even be bothered with this whole mess.' What have you got for me?"

Petty Harry is my fave. Give me more, Harry!

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What’s pissing me the fuck off is that we will never get a credit for our work and observations cos we KNEW there was something fishy about Harry being seen with James Corden but hey! These delulu larries know shit and they’re invasive and these theories and blah blah blah. Larries found You Are Home and cracked every door in minutes ffs😭 And right now the man of the people Louis suddenly becomes a completely unrecognizable character dating a racist bigot anti immigrant and everyone’s so puzzled how could this be happening. Shock and disbelief!

Maybe someday they’ll start listening to us.

one thing i was taught from larrying in my childhood and then growing up in my time away is that you can never be correct about something too soon. a lot of larries were teenagers exposing systems that have been in place for decades. of course we have to be silenced and branded as conspiracy theorists are you crazy? how can GIRLS be this smart? while mind you not every larry was a girl. no way the homophobic capitalist patriarchy we’re living in would let that side.

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