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#slytherin dorms #cinnamon allergy #bad jokes

Prompts: @andallwaswell-ish Author: @queenofthyme

“Malfoy, don’t drink that, it’s got cinnamon in it.”  Harry hadn’t meant to say it. He didn’t even know he was going to say anything at all until the words had already left his lips. By then, it was too late to censor himself.

Malfoy paused, the bottle at his lips, and regarded Harry with a curious expression. The rest of the circle watched on, their game of truth or dare, hardly begun, and already interrupted.

“So?” Ron broke the silence. “What does it matter if it’s got cinnamon?”

Malfoy’s eyes never left Harry. “How did you know?” He asked.

Harry thought quickly. “It’s spiced firewhisky. Seamus and I found– ”

“You know that’s not what I meant,” Malfoy interrupted. He spoke to Harry as if there was no one else in the room. In reality, they were surrounded by eighth years from every house, all squeezed together on the floor of the Gryffindor Common Room for a game Hermione had initiated. And to Harry’s surprise – she had secretly invited the Slytherins.

“Can someone please explain what’s going on here?” Ron asked loudly.

“Draco has a cinnamon allergy,” explained Pansy, clapping her hands together excitedly.

“How did you know?” Malfoy asked Harry again, ignoring their audience.

“I don’t know. I just do.” The same way he knew the exact gel Malfoy used on his hair every morning (Merlin’s Magic), the same way he knew how Malfoy liked his eggs (poached), and the same way he knew Malfoy’s favourite colour (red).

Ron, although slow on the uptake, came to Harry’s rescue as usual. “Malfoy must have mentioned it before.”

Of course, Pansy wasn’t about let Harry off the hook so easily. “When would Draco have ever told– ”

Malfoy stood up abruptly, the spiced firewhisky discarded on the floor. Everyone turned to him and Harry was grateful for the reprieve from probing eyes. “I’m not staying sober while the rest of you get plastered. I’ll grab some regular firewhisky from my dorm.”

“Do you need someone to come with you?” Pansy asked sweetly.

Harry saw the trap before Malfoy did, but he had no way of warning him. “Yeah,” Malfoy said, “that’d be– ”

“Excellent,” Pansy interrupted. She turned to Harry. “Potter, you should go with him.”

Malfoy realised his mistake too late. “Wait, I thought– ”

This time it was Hermione who interrupted. “It’s Harry’s fault for only bringing spiced firewhisky anyway. He should help,” she said, sharing a smile with Pansy.

Harry looked back up at Malfoy, waiting for his reaction. Sure, they’d been tricked into it but Malfoy could always storm off without him. It’s not as if their show of being civil to each other throughout the year had fooled anyone.

“Fine,” Malfoy huffed, crossing his arms impatiently. He addressed Harry without looking at him. “Potter, you coming?”

Harry stood up, avoiding the eyes that returned to him once more. “Um, yeah, sure.”

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Baymax in the new Baymax! show buying pads for a girl who got her first period and getting help from people, including a trans man.

Some people are really mad about this, when he is literally a health care robot interested in people's physical and emotional needs.

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Part 1 >> Part  2 >> (extra)

Commission for Kantanru💕, Harry helping Draco with casting the Patronus. Thank you for the amazing pick up line XD I loved working in this!!

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Muggle Date✨ commission for @kantanruru (who had the brilliant idea of Draco obsessed with giraffes)

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Chapter 5 of Fallen Marigolds is up on AO3! :)

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You a lot has been said about how quickly Ariel "fell in love"

Now as an adult I am a bit "bitch you don't even know him" but at the same time I can recognise that Eric was just part of her dreams.

She wanted to be human so very badly before Eric

He was just a bonus that she wanted to smooch

But Eric

Holy fuck!

This dude heard a chick sing and was like "that's the one. Her" despite not even seeing her face clearly

Then he meets a weird naked mute girl on the beach and is like "A FRIEND! I SHALL BRING HER HOME AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOR LIFE!"

And like his servant? Advisor? Whatever that dude is is like "okay I know you're hung up on mystery singing girl but this mysterious girl is right here and really into you"

And Eric is like "well damn. I should take her on a date and probably smooch her"

And he almost falls for this new girl so that he has to have a spell put on him by Ursala

Once that's broken and he realises that the two mystery girls are the SAME girl he is like "damn. Better commit murder for her" even though she is now half fish

Like Eric is ALL IN right the fuck away no matter of you're a romantic or platonic interest

Eric is a ride or die person through and through

I like to think like every other week he brings in a new drifter who is his New Best Friend and Love To Learn Ariel is thrilled and asks all the questions and records their life stories

I like to think Eric and Ariel are the weird royal couple but everyone is polite to them because 1. They are both very charming and 2. Eric can and will cut a bitch if necessary

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mr. and mrs. movingcastle are ready for summer

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What if Harry actually does propose 👀

Right back into the comfort zone 😂

Harry you can’t be so spontaneous with a guy who plans his his life out better than google maps does your route.

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“Many of my movies have strong female leads - brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a saviour. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man.” -Hayao Miyazaki

Happy International Women’s Day!

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I just remembered I loved Harry Potter so I am reading the books again after like 10 years -in english, cause I’ve only read it in my native language before

And I asked myself, how come I’ve never drawn ANY HP fanart before ?

Here come some drawings, (aka me trying to get some consistency at drawing the characters)

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