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Look, I'm big on Icemav, but if there are two guys that are undeniably, canonically gay for each other, it's Hollywood and Wolfman.

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TG AND TGM QUOTES FROM MUSIC SCHOOL

Rooster: "Wait, do that again?"

Phoenix: "What, this?" *runs a red light*

Mav: "That's good. That's really good. Yeah, just like that."

Ice: "Are you sure? It might be too much."

Goose: "What the fuck are you two doing?!"

Mav: "not fucking, if that's what you were gonna say."

Ice: "Unfortunately. I mean what?"

Slider: "Do you think they have a gay thing?"

Mav: "Yeah. Probably."

Wolf and Wood, practically sitting on each other, sharing 1 plate of food*

Hangman: "Darn. Darn diddly darn. Diddle my fiddle, that sucks."

Rooster: "... you should drop out."

Hangman: "And admit defeat to the diddler? Never!"

Viper: "Anyone who hasn't taken this test yet please step outside."

Coyote: "Haha, losers. We've all taken this test. ... except for me. Fuck. Oh god. Is he talking about me?!"

Mav: "Oh you sent me a picture. If this is a picture of me eating mac and cheese balls and me watching youtube, I'm gonna be real pissed."

Mav: *looks at the picture* "God FUCKING dammit I knew it! I knew it!"

Goose: "Surprise!"

Mav: "I fucking knew it!"

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MONICA BARBARO as NATASHA "PHOENIX" TRACE Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

Look who we have here!

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Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 24

Iceman: I have very high standards. I only fall in love with graceful-

Maverick:*stumbles into the room, almost falling, probably thinking in steal a jet*

Iceman:

Iceman: I want that want

Slider: No... wait, why Ice WHY??

Iceman:

Slider: You know he said that "I stink"?

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THE TGM SCRIPT KEEPS MAKING ME CRY, SWEET ICEMAV MY BELOVED

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Maverick: Guys, there´s a monster under my bed and it´s really ugly. Slider: *on the bottom bunk* Honestly? Fuck you!

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Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 7

Carole's Mom: So how's motherhood treating you?

Carole: Good, I just didn't expect this much crying

Carole's Mom: I'm sure it's completely normal for babies

Goose: No, no Bradley's fine, we're talking about Pete

Maverick: *soobing holding baby Bradley* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

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It's been thirty eight years and sometimes I still chuckle that the audience was meant to believe that Maverick and Iceman were straight

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Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 1

Iceman: *Smiles at Mav from across the bar*

Maverick: *Blushes and smiles back*

Slider: *being dramatic* TOM KAZANSKY! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU'RE SHAGGING HIM!!

Iceman: No, Ron I just smi-

Slider: I FEEL SO BETRAYED, YOU REMEMBER THAT HE SAID THAT I STINK

Iceman: But we've only just started being fri-

Slider: THAT PIP SQUEAK

Iceman: C'mon Ron, he -

Slider: Right in front of my whisky

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RIP Nick "Goose" Bradshaw you would have loved the internet goose memes

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Ice: I love you

Mav: I love you too

Ice: as much as Goose?

Mav: know your limits

Masterlist

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Goose: *Talking about Iceman and Maverick* They make a cute couple, huh? Slider: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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IceMav roadtrip.

Mav: Did you bring your driving glasses?

Ice: No?

Mav: Oh. I thought we were going to share the driving...

Ice: These are my driving glasses Mav. They're transitional. Long distance in the top half, close up in the bottom half.

Mav: You've got old person glasses!

Ice: Fuck you too Mav.

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Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 3

Maverick (whispering to Bradley): Good job on the match today, Baby Goose

Bradley (whispering back): Thank you, Uncle Mav. Why are we whispering?

Maverick (still whispering): I want Slider to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply

Bradley (looking at his Uncle Sli): You're so bad with him uncle Mav, but this is hilarious

Maverick (also looking at Slider): I'm glad you agree

Slider, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

Wolfman, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: About stealing trophys of Top Gun

(Slider proceeds to run to his car, the last sound he heard was Maverick and Wolfman's hysterical laughter)

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Mav: *doing something stupid in true Mav fashion*

Ice: Regrettably, That is the love of my life.