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Can You Point Me to the Nearest Wormhole?
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Hey there! My name is C. - I am gay af, love coffee, am permanently exhausted from work, the state of the union (the world), and trying to live a life that will make for a really great bloopers’ reel when it flashes before my eyes in near-death situations. That’s about as far as I’ve gotten in terms of things I know for sure. I think when I was younger I knew who I was better because I hadn’t really lived yet, and now I’ve lived a lot in the past few years and haven’t figured out how those experiences fit together yet, or what name to call the person that was there for all of them (she is me but we feel different from each other). Sorry for the existential crisis in my “about me” - went to a concert last night and my brain reset from the saxophone solo. Enjoy your stay, check-out is at 11.
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Regardless of how she plays, she definitely slays 🔥🔥
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CAITLINNN
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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it
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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself
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what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.
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As a licensed therapist, let me tell you that the most success I’ve found with patients is not being uwu soft happy thoughts guy, and instead being someone that validates all the rage, anger, frustration and sorrow they have. Curbing it with fake positivity is unhealthy and self-destructive. Express it. If you need to cry, you cry, if we need to rage, we rage, if you aren’t good with words, we can do something more physical; I bought cheap plates one time, for this 16 year old girl who just couldn’t communicate and convey properly, then we smashed them together whenever our slow conversation touched on the things that truly hurt her, the idea being that giving a physical component to speech could help her organize ideas better, and it worked.
And after we get all that rage out of you, after we validate and shape it into something that’s nothing to be ashamed of and that needn’t be kept in a little cloister until it blows you to kingdom come, then we talk about how beautiful shit can be once rage and frustration are things you can grab by the throat. Yeah it’s not going to solve everything because a lot of psychological issues are symptoms of a greater root problem, and a lot of times, you don’t have mental illness, you simply don’t have money, but with that wholly on the table? Yeah it becomes easier to navigate potential solutions and increase resilience.
But seriously, “fake it until you make it” has a lot of merits but there’s a big red line that says “FAKE HAPPINESS” that you shouldn’t cross. Can’t blame you if you do, because we are taught “negative” emotions exist (they don’t) and that we have to repress and never ‘fail’. Fuck up a lot, and learn from it, learn how to get angry in a way that helps you and doesn’t hurt others. Way more productive than thinking happy thoughts.
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i support being a hater unless youre hating on something i enjoy and love and then you need to lighten up buddy wheres your sense of whimsy
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Also last thing, I’m sorry, I’m just really on this today.
I love how the bar has shifted. CC only scoring 19 points with 10 assists is horrendous and she’s in a sophomore slump, but another player scoring 20 with 7 assists is proof she’s excellent and elite.
(Spoiler alert: they can *both* be excellent; you don’t have to pretend either set of numbers are something to be “ashamed” of or “disgraceful.”)
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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so
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convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet
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They did it again
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