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i was born in a glass of warm water

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we're all at our limit right? can i assume that or

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Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

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“scœliosus”

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the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

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when the cursed interact

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abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

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SAX-A-BOOM

1…2…3…4…1…2…3…

mothaf*@&er!!

This song has been stuck in my head all day. May you be cursed the same 😆😆😆

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do i deserve back pain at this age

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Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

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“Yesterday is heavy. Put it down” - an anonymous six word story

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Crystals for banishing someone:

Any of em if you throw em hard enough

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the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

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Bailey Skye aka Zah aka Nightspace (American, b. Seattle,WA, USA) Body Arts Photo: Orograph

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Imagine going to a community college for years, hoping to score a job in the games industry. You learn code, 3D modeling, physics, and more after so much time, get a bachelor’s, and get hired by Rockstar games. Time passes, and your manager says “Yeah you can leave home early, if you scuplt realistic testicles on our horses. Give them realistic physics, make them react to the weather, give these horses testicles right now Jerry!”