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neverthinkx · 10 years

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fxted replied to your post:

satan y would u do this

i am satan, it's in my job description.

#!:outofchara #fxted

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neverthinkx · 10 years

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ooc. i think what would kill me even more with the iced tea headcanon would be if Esme would sit with him.

#!:outofchara #or like after a few decades #the other members of the house would start making the tea for him #like he would go into the kitchen #and his glass and the pitcher would already be made #i am satan

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neverthinkx · 10 years

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WHERE ARE MAH STICKERS!!!

actual Edward Cullen [ actual post ]

#[ I CAN'T STOP ]

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lochnesa replied to your post:

satan is that u

it's funny bc i am.

#!:outofchara #lochnessa

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neverthinkx · 10 years

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headcanon. Though he doesn't drink it, every Sunday he makes a pitcher of Iced tea and sits on the back porch, as that was what he and his mother would do when he was human.

#!:headcanon #[ boom. pain. ]

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neverthinkx · 10 years

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his paws could be mittens.

a coat would be nice—-

#fxted #[ this is a serious convo. ]

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"Guess who has a F on their report card?"

#we're taking him to high school for this #cause yes

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or i could make you a new coat.

can we use his fur for curtains im sure it would look pretty cool

#fxted #!:crack #[ they're being parents. ]#[ protecting their daughter yo ]

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neverthinkx · 10 years

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learnedskill said:

edward u shit.

god, dad. it's just an F.

mothxr said:

/omg yes

see? she gets it.

#learnedskill #mothxr

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neverthinkx · 10 years

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Indie Twilight RP Masterlist

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neverthinkx · 10 years

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headcanon. Edward would purposefully fail a test every now and again, so Carlisle and Esme could scold him for the fun of it.

#!:headcanon

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neverthinkx · 10 years

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no more frickle frackle.

#!:crack

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the sitting room could use a new mural. you could kill him artistically.

what about the walls do they count? splattered wolf would look divine

#fxted #!:crack #[ lAUGHS. ]

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just don't make a mess. esme will kill us if you got wolf on the carpet.

who wants wolf for dinner i know i do

#!:crack #jumps right in #fxted

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neverthinkx · 10 years

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ooc. i apologize for my long absences. I'm working on all of the replies that I owe.

#!:outofchara

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neverthinkx · 10 years

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❝I don't know those two.❞

#we say as we watch esme and carlisle from afar

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neverthinkx · 10 years

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Birds flying high ---

✖ an independent original character; from my novel, “Ivory.”

✖ is familiar with most fandoms, including: once upon a time, the vampire diaries (not current with recent season), lost girl, the recent season of being human, etc.

✖ loves crossovers, as well as aus.

✖ multi-verse, and multi-ship (especially with chemistry

✖ willing to roleplay in novella, para, semi, and chat. Comfortable with gif, icon, and gigicon.

✖ has a skype and personal email for this blog, and is willing to give out to mutuals.

✖ will strip tease for follows.

#self promo

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