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everyone and their mother is into ageplay these days
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they don't got Lake Mungo in this shit. no respect
(here if you care to do it)
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The USA’s relationship to spicy food is very funny you all got tired of being told you can’t handle spice and within like a decade sprang a rat race industry dedicated to making commercially available ld50 capsaicin doses
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something really awesome is about to happen
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my friends have this gugafoods bot that they use as their sick twisted AI pawn and i hate it and i rarely talk to it. but i checked in on it after months and now someone programmed him to constantly gain new meters each message he sends
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i need to make a compilation also of all of the times that various characters imply that kris is a dog
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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually
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i have good news and i have morally grey news
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next time youre hurling abuse into your headset playign video game.. think.... you never know who could be on the other side of the screan
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my basic problem right now is that i need penis pretty much
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this australian guy wrote about the columbia protests when he was a student here. he hid his substack and deleted his social media apps before he went on a trip back to the US to visit friends. he was detained, interrogated extensively about palestine by two border patrol agents, then deported back to australia.
^ that's a quick summary he wrote after the experience. the longer new yorker article is really jarring. link without paywall here
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comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing
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What the media doesn't want you to know
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