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Party girl summerrr
Bruce Springseen in San Sebastian, June 24th, 2025. Pics by Ronald van Herp
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NEVERRRRRRRRR EVER EVER EVER KILL YOURSELF
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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there











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hold on something just happened
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best part of tv shows is there are bloopers you can watch. You can look on youtube tv show name + bloopers and there will be bloopers for you to watch.
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giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot
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Vivisecting him but in a romantic way.聽
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Clipse - So Be It
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seems a little unfair that I鈥檒l never have my portrait made by John Singer Sargent. I would have been really good at it. there鈥檇 be just a hint of canny amusement in my gaze toward the viewer and everything
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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.
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save a horse ride a you?
Nothing can save a horse
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the commie chats are going WILD right now
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I was in the reviews for a listing for a tungsten cube for reasons that are not important, THIS REVIEW IS CRACKING ME UP
Having a dense cube communicates status to women and business relationships. #mycube
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Hello my advisors. Begin guidance
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