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seems a little unfair that I’ll never have my portrait made by John Singer Sargent. I would have been really good at it. there’d be just a hint of canny amusement in my gaze toward the viewer and everything

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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save a horse ride a you?

Nothing can save a horse

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the commie chats are going WILD right now

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I was in the reviews for a listing for a tungsten cube for reasons that are not important, THIS REVIEW IS CRACKING ME UP

Having a dense cube communicates status to women and business relationships. #mycube

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Hello my advisors. Begin guidance

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in the beginning there was nothing then there was SAXOPHONE

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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead

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Obsessed with the idea that change for the better is possible

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if there were a meteor hurtling towards earth and i had hours to live and nothing to lose i would honestly sit down with one of these like a capri sun

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saying "the age of 30 is in demand" near an elf and she looks at you with abject disgust

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imagine this: it’s saturday afternoon and you’re having a leisurely walk and smoke around your neighborhood. gently stoned, nothing crazy. saturday afternoon shit. been seeing a lot of people walking their dogs, and for some reason they all seem to stop and smile knowingly at you. eventually you cross paths with a kindly older lady walking her dog. she smiles at you, but the cute little black dog has your attention. you wanna pet that thing so bad. as she gets closer, she says, unprompted, “yes, you may”. you pet the dog and go about your day ruefully accepting that you put off palpable desperate to pet a dog vibes. finally, you look down and remember you wore your “CAN I PET YOUR DOG” shirt today

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SICKOS HAHA YES!

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not enough people are talking about this smh

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Big day for these guys.