newgraywolf
newgraywolf
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Currently writing comments for @Faeriekit's PJ fanfiction on Chapter 15/64 23% there!
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newgraywolf · 58 minutes ago
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this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already
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newgraywolf · 3 hours ago
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just layers and layers to this thing, huh.
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newgraywolf · 3 hours ago
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my mom walked upstairs in her seal skin boots. Fjonka (my rabbit) came running to greet them (her seal skin boots). she sniffed them for a second. nuzzled them, before realizing they weren't breathing. horror dawned on her. she begun to understand she was dealing with something she couldn't comprehend. she backed off, without letting them out of her sight. she STOMPED to let them (the seal skin boots) know that she did NOT like this situation. my mom stomped back. Fjonka stomped harder, exhibiting a bravery and assertedness I had no idea she possessed. mom turned and went back down the stairs. Good job, Fjonk. You sure showed those undead vampire rabbits who's boss.
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newgraywolf · 9 hours ago
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newgraywolf · 10 hours ago
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newgraywolf · 10 hours ago
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i swear to god chatgbt "therapy" is going to be my actual breaking point
"god forbid people need 24/7 access to therapy to-"
THAT'S NOT THERAPY
THAT IS A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT THINKS YOU WANT TO HEAR
IT CANNOT PROVIDE YOU WITH THERAPY
*UNEARTHLY SCREECH OF DESPAIR*
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newgraywolf · 13 hours ago
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newgraywolf · 16 hours ago
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Using QR codes to link things in circumstances where it would be inconvenient to laboriously type in a url by hand are all well and good, practical, I see it. But now I get emails like "Here's our event! Scan the qr code to register!" with a jpeg of a flyer and no url in the email or on the image. Oh you want me to...hold up my phone to a computer screen to scan a jpeg email attachment to get to a website? Instead of you just linking it to me, in the email you have already sent me, that I am already looking at on my computer? That's what you want me to do? Are you sure?
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newgraywolf · 19 hours ago
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“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot
“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.
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newgraywolf · 22 hours ago
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For my ace buddies and fellow demis.
(I'm gonna add alt text in a few hours - I'm currently on mobile with a shitty Internet signal)
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newgraywolf · 1 day ago
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abandonware should be public domain. force companies to actively support and provide products if they don't wanna lose the rights to them
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newgraywolf · 1 day ago
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Pre-identity reveals, Shazam is The biggest advocate for child heroes and Superman is the strongest voice against them. This is basically the only thing they butt heads over but by god do they argue about it
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newgraywolf · 1 day ago
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(Source (Currently Gift Link))
Text of the note:
Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything. Donald: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is. Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is.  Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.  Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.  Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?  Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.  Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.
The text of the note is "framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker. A pair of small arcs denotes the woman’s breasts, and the future president’s signature is a squiggly 'Donald' below her waist, mimicking pubic hair."
Trump has denied writing the letter or drawing the picture. “This is not me. This is a fake thing. It’s a fake Wall Street Journal story,” he said.
“I never wrote a picture in my life. I don’t draw pictures of women,” he said. “It’s not my language. It’s not my words.”
He told the Journal he was preparing to file a lawsuit if it published an article. “I’m gonna sue The Wall Street Journal just like I sued everyone else,” he said.
The note was collected as a series of birthday cards from Epstein's "family and friends" bound into a book in 2003.
Epstein's death by suicide in prison — in 2019, while Donald Trump was president — has been the subject of numerous conspiracy theories. Those conspiracies have been amplified lately after:
Trump's Attorney General changed her tune from having the "Epstein Files on her desk" to claiming "the Epstein Files do not exist".
The DOJ released footage of Epstein's cell the night of his suicide, which were shown to have had three minutes removed. (Source)
Trump himself has shifted from claiming the "Epstein Files do not exist" to claiming that the "Epstein Files were written by Obama & Hilary".
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newgraywolf · 1 day ago
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(After some time)
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Been wanting to do a comic on Wendy finding out she’s on the aromantic spectrum, specifically Lithromantic, after really liking the idea of her being Lithro. Included Stan as well since I headcanon him as Lithro as well so Wendy has someone who understands.
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newgraywolf · 1 day ago
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Polymer balls that are invisible in water
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