newl0ndonfire

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I need to see BDSM haters go on rants about the evils of capsaicin

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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there

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a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women

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LUFFY CAN STRETCH?? LIKE FULL ON JAKE THE DOG SHIT?? HES NOT JUST SOME AUTISTIC GUY???

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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

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Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

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I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.

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a lot here so I’ll leave it at this

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the number of spacecraft failures recently has been absolutely insane and it all comes down to tech bros barging into the industry going "it's not that hard wtf is nasa so bad" and then completely skipping out on any testing

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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So this might be a weird request but it’s pride month and all can we get a rainbow colored Faust? I know that ruin her aesthetic but still I think it’d be cool

She fell beakfirst into a paint shop

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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

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it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…