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While celebrating Mother’s Day today, local woman and mother of two Ellen Taylor, 38, was reportedly served breakfast in bed by her children mere minutes after being voraciously eaten out by her husband.
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#this happened nowhere lol#I bought myself a slice of chocolate cake#no breakfast in bed#no orgasms#such is mom life
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Have you ever wondered what flower from Victorian flower language you are? I have! I have a quiz about it! (my credentials are that I have a spreadsheet of over 600 flower meanings)
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I’m not fucking about when I say Andor is the best Star Wars series going.
The writing: spectacular
The acting: insane
The vibes: devastating
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i sincerely apologize for the person i'll become if we hear din verbally refer to grogu as "my son" or "my kid" at any point in the movie.
Y E A H

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Not every character needs to be in a romantic relationship reblog if you agree
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It was Star Wars night at the ballpark. Took my boys with me.



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Qpr thst blurs the lines if romantic and platonic so much even you don't know what's going on half the time /pos
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I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those
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Sometimes life is about taking one of your favorite little guys to your corporate job with you every day
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PEDRO PASCAL Entertainment Weekly - October 22, 2024
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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it
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