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I switched accounts to @starlightsnews

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Keeping up with the No Box Family

Previously on keeping up with the no box

Juice*reads Nova's runaway note*

Juice: Shit!

Dee: what's wrong?

Juice: Nova ran away.

~Now~

Dee: I'll call the detective. I'm going to call the police. Just stay calm.

Juice: How am I supposed to stay calm when our daughter just ran away?

Dee: freaking out about it won't make it any better.

Personal interview

Dee: She's not the only one freaking out. I'm freaking out as well and scared for our daughter safety and life. I just didn't think it was possible for our sweet little devil-angel-star to run away.

Crew member: Have you told the news about this? Or tried to call her?

Dee: That's the most f***ing stupid question you could ever ask me. Of course I already told the news about this and called her.

Dee: Just stay here and I'll contact everyone else to see if they saw her.

@mypimpademia @myhouseidea @solar3lunar

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Star News

This is, Momo Yaoyorozu

And Tenya Iida

Momo: Welcome to star news.

Momo: I would like to announce that @izukus-deku and @mixfi are now free from where they were hold as hostages. The Fbi and police officers are now investigating @blackweebtrash and @imabitobsessedlove place while the detective squad are looking for the two.

Tenya: We have Izuku Midoriya at the crime scene right now.

Izuku: That's right Yaoyorozu. Earlier today the two of them were kidnapped and was hidden here at this building at first. But once more people found out about the two being kidnapped, because the kidnappers weren't smart enough to take their phones away. People started to protest and telling the kidnappers to let them go.

The kidnappers soon sent the two to another location where nobody knew of. It wasn't until our boss did more investigation on her own. She finally figured out where the two were and save them along with @tododekukisses. The FBI was just a distraction.

Momo: can you tell us why they kidnapped the two?

Izuku: Well it had to do with because @blackweebtrash and@imabitobsessedlove wanted to start a cult. After the police did some a little more they found out that one of the kidnappers were actually one of our boss's stalkers. @mixfi and @izukus-deku are now in a safe place away from the kidnappers and are now reuniting with their families and friends.

Now back to you Iida.

Yaoyorozu: Okay everyone be sure to be on the lookout for @blackweebtrash and @imabitobsessedlove. If you find them please contact the detective squad or @solar3lunar.

Iida: The time is now 4:39pm we'll make sure to keep you updated on the two kidnappers and the detectives squad after the break.

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Court house

Judge: @mypimpademia

Criminals:

@noir-ethereal -threatening the judge.

@lilsparkyswife -the chicken bussin video and an editd picture of Izuku Midoriya

@grandtorinaa -baby alive levi edit

@bubblime -all those wigs, noses, Chisaki, and levi edits.

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Star News

I'm Momo Yaoyorozu

And I'm Tenya Iida

Yaoyorozu: Welcome to star news.

Iida: As of moving forward our boss has decided to bring in other anime characters from other universe to work with us as well. It'll be nice taking a break every now and then.

Yaoyorozu: Yes it will be. I can finally watch with that k-drama me and Baku- I mean me and Kirishima being trying to watch.

Iida: This just in. We finally got the crimes for @lilsparkyswife and two other people who decided to do it as well.

Yaoyorozu: @lilsparkyswife court date is on Monday. Her crime is for that Deku photo

This explains why Izuku keeps saying chicken bussin… Next we have @grandtorinaa court is on Monday. Their crime is for editing Levi's hair onto a baby alive doll.

Iida: Aren't the aot characters after us?

Midnight: Yep! And Hange is going to have a blast.

Iida: Hopefully Levi won't kill her…

Yaoyorozu: I doubt it. His wife, Makayla wouldn't allow it.

Our last person on the list is @bubblime . Their court date is also on Monday. Her crime is for editing several different characters hair and putting a wig on it.

Todoroki: Is that supposed to be me?

Bakugou: I'm gonna blow that dumbass up!

Yaoyorozu: Their judge will be @mypimpademia .

This is Tenya Iida

And Momo Yaoyorozu

Signing off.

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to the white readers:

you have no right to get mad at poc writers because they write for poc.

you have no right to get mad at poc writers because they write for poc.

you have no right to get mad at poc writers because they write for poc.

you have no right to get mad at poc writers because they write for poc.

you have no right to get mad at poc writers because they write for poc.

you have no right to get mad at poc writers because they write for poc.

you have no right to get mad at poc writers because they write for poc.

you have no right to get mad at poc writers because they write for poc.

you have no right to get mad at poc writers because they write for poc.

you have no right to get mad at poc writers because they write for poc.

period.

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Star News

Kenma: You guys we're live.

Kuroo: Oh! You should work on your timing Kenma.

Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY to Star News. I'm, Kotaro Bokuto

Kuroo: Tetsuro Kuroo. We'll be your news anchor for the night. Which I have to say the moon is shining bright tonight. Hey did you know that the moon-

Yaku: Victoria said stop making science jokes before she stop visiting our games.

Kuroo: Anyways. @noir-ethereal is getting sentenced to her death.

Bokuto: Let's see the pictures.

Crew members:....

Kuroo:

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WHY ARE YOU GETTING SENTENCED TO DEATH AHABJWDBHEWKJ

I MADE THIS SHIT AND IM GONNA GET MY ASS JUMPED😭

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@noir-ethereal has been sentenced to death.

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Newspaper

@lilsparkyswife is going to go to court. The reason is yet to be said.

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She might be late but the outfit is cute tho

Mt.Lady: Everyone welcome to the Funeral fashion show!

Best Jeanist: Please take a left then a right and then history for toward the open big golden doors.

Mt.lady: for those who are participating. Please head straight toward the silver door which will leave lead you backstage.

Best Jeanist: thank you for coming and we hope you enjoy the show

Please welcome m your host and Judge: @honeyxtrap

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Despite it being a short event. I hope everyone enjoyed it and have a lovely day

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We are gathered here today for the loss lives of @angiebug101 and @notfiveweenieskids

If anyone wants to say anything. You’re allowed to at this time before they get buried

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Amazing 🤩

Mt.Lady: Everyone welcome to the Funeral fashion show!

Best Jeanist: Please take a left then a right and then history for toward the open big golden doors.

Mt.lady: for those who are participating. Please head straight toward the silver door which will leave lead you backstage.

Best Jeanist: thank you for coming and we hope you enjoy the show

Please welcome m your host and Judge: @honeyxtrap

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It’s time. @her-majesty-kiara is up first

Mt.Lady: Everyone welcome to the Funeral fashion show!

Best Jeanist: Please take a left then a right and then history for toward the open big golden doors.

Mt.lady: for those who are participating. Please head straight toward the silver door which will leave lead you backstage.

Best Jeanist: thank you for coming and we hope you enjoy the show

Please welcome m your host and Judge: @honeyxtrap

(Please reblog)

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We are gathered here today for the loss lives of @angiebug101 and @notfiveweenieskids

If anyone wants to say anything. You’re allowed to at this time before they get buried

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All right time bury them. @honeyxtrap

Mt.Lady: Everyone welcome to the Funeral fashion show!

Best Jeanist: Please take a left then a right and then history for toward the open big golden doors.

Mt.lady: for those who are participating. Please head straight toward the silver door which will leave lead you backstage.

Best Jeanist: thank you for coming and we hope you enjoy the show

Please welcome m your host and Judge: @honeyxtrap

(Please reblog)