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The Democratic Response to Paul Ryan
If this morning's liberal blog-o-sphere had a singular facial expression, it'd be this.
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Fox News Disturbs America's Ladyparts
Real approximation of how America's ladyparts react when Stuart Varney is near.
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GQ Wins at Journalism
Reporter: "The star of the Sarah Palin porno deserves a 2,000-word write-up." Editor: "Brilliant!"
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Romney's New Pal Punches Out Grandpa
The Johnson from Wisconsin is officially on the Republican ticket, despite a proclivity for punching old people. So Bold!
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The Key To Victory in 2012
If Mitt Romney hopes to win, there's no getting around the need for ladycred.
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'Trapwire': The Craziest Spy Tech You've Never Heard Of
So, there's some futuristicly scary Klingon shit is going down in your back yard.
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Mitt Romney's New Strategy
Campaign memo: If even our supporters think Romney is crazy, maybe Obama will take pity on us?
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Napolitano's 'female frat-house' revealed!
You bad, girl. You SO bad.
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Laura Ingraham Explains It All
Why is Mitt Romney losing So Very Badly to President Obama?
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Missouri mosque burned down
Being Muslim in Missouri must be like swimming against a rushing river of distilled, purified, concentrated hate.
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Gibson fined for 'illegal wood'
What? It was morning. These things happen.
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Pat Robertson blames 'atheists' for Christian mass murderer
BREAKING: Millions of people are fucking retarded for watching this guy. Film at 11.
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Mitt Romney Finally Lands a Punch
Reporters out Obama adviser who took money from Iran-linked firm, and Team Romney is SO There!
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A Curious Thing Happened on Mars...
Looked 'zactly like this (we swear):
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Fu*k. Yes.
Drug that keeps crazy people from going crazier also, apparently, kills the shit out of cancer.
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Puggle smuggle ends in struggle
A CBS reporter tries to smuggle a puppy out of Afghanistan. Spoiler: It all ends in the worst way possible.
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