seeing some "this didn't happen" comments in the notes and as a tuba player i need people to know that it absolutely did
i want you all to know that today i saw someone with a tuba get into a subaru with the license plate "tubaru"
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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.
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Creature party
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Mica caps
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double crested cormorants w loaches, corys, and other fishy dudes
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tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.
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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet
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a cold one with the boys
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Anyone else got muppet dysphoria. I should’ve been made of felt
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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy
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you are my peach, you are my plum
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we could…idk….hold hands through the shark tunnel at the aquarium 🥺
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It was my nephew’s first birthday this year and I made a little series as a reminder of where his mama and I grew up. Can’t wait to see him again- he is such a joyful little miracle!! 👶
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columns of kelp underwater are so gorgeous. absolutely one of my favorite things in the natural world
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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
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