theo | they/them | old enough (18+) | still a human distaster
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal
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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast
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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"
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Small clams court. Sand dollar lawsuit. Who gives a fuck
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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness
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Posting this here is faster than registering the script concept I'm writing. They tried to salt the wrong slug. And that wasn't salt.
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