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i’m sorry for making your life more whimsical and serendipitous 🙄

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Imagine hearing "go touch grass" from a 16 year old...... go touch a high school diploma

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we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

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having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

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I just realized that Megamind has a goatee but only in the movie itself. not in any of the posters

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is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

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Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

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Astrology posts are great and all but the real truth is hidden in fortune cookies

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You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

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please let me out

sorry i have a boyfriend

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yall want replies but we’ve had messenger pigeons since the 1800’s???

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humans really fuckin love squares huh

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"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

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i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane

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