newyearneumann
newyearneumann
my mind’s like a deadly disease
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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TEXTING: HAYDEN Jay: Don't be jealous. x
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Hayden: See you Tuesday.
Hayden: Enjoy margs with Jenson.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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TEXTING: HAYDEN Jay: Okay, yeah Jay: Good. Jay: Tuesday.
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Hayden: I’d like that.
Hayden: I’m back in the city on Tuesday.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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TEXTING: HAYDEN Jay: I don't think I should answer that. Jay: But if I was completely sober I'd probably just say... Jay: Idk, hang at my place? Meet Devi. Watch a movie. Maybe I'd cook or something and try not to burn down my kitchen
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Hayden: Haha.
Hayden: Nah, not corny.
Hayden: What did you have in mind?
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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TEXTING: HAYDEN Jay: Mind if I waste it on you? [minutes later] Jay: I wish I could blame that on the margs but I've had like 4 glasses of water and I heard how corny that sounded
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Hayden: I wouldn’t waste your energy on him, man.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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Jay: I don’t blame you for what happened that day.
Jay: If anything I’d love to kick his ass. Even if it landed me back inside.
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Hayden: Ha. Yeah. Try not to be.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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Jay: You’re not your dad.
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Hayden: Thought I didn’t need to be worried about Jenson?
Hayden: Man, sorry if I fucked it then.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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TEXTING: HAYDEN Jay: You don't. I'm just saying... No contest. Jay: What? Jay: You didn't fuck anything?
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Hayden: Thought I didn’t need to be worried about Jenson?
Hayden: Man, sorry if I fucked it then.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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TEXTING: HAYDEN Jay: Okay, good. Jay: For what it's worth, you're so much hotter Jenson. Just btw Jay: Yeah I think you might be the only one actually
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Hayden: I think you’re hotter than Sidney. And I’m not on margs right now so I mean that.
Hayden: And you’re sure I meet the criteria for that?
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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TEXTING: HAYDEN Jay: Yeah okay Jay: Maybe the margs are going to my brain a little Jay: Look at me? I dunno. I'm not that guy. Jay: Hey I mean, it's all new to me too. Jay: I really want you to know her. I want her to know the people that showed me how to be kind I guess
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Hayden: Ahem.
Hayden: “Besides, maybe it isn't the drivers I'm worried about.” Your words, not mine.
Hayden: Yeah, Sidney’s alright. But look at you.
Hayden: I’m alright? I don’t really interact with kids much. But I’d like to meet Devi.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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TEXTING: HAYDEN Jay: Cross my heart and all that. Jay: I never said I was worried, did I? Jay: But I mean, look at him... Jay: Uh, yeah. How are you with kids? Jay: Would you wanna like, I dunno. Meet Devi some time? My niece. Jay: Maybe. I think you'd like her.
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Hayden: Eli’s alright. One of the good ones but also spoken for. Theoretically. Pretend I didn’t say that.
Hayden: You’re worried about Sidney? Don’t be.
Hayden: Yeah? Shoot.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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TEXTING: HAYDEN Jay: Oh, I see all your posts. Jay: Eli? He's a little too pretty, don't you think? Jay: Besides, maybe it isn't the drivers I'm worried about. How do you know that Sidney guy? Jay: Yeah, me too. Jay: Hey uh Jay: Weird question
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Hayden: You should meet half the dickheads I race with. You’re a saint compared to them, trust me.
Hayden: Yeah, we did.
Hayden: I’m glad I saw you again.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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Jay: I’m the good guy? You sure you haven’t been drinking too?
Jay: Sorry. I know we’re not…
Jay: We had some good times though
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Hayden: Yeah, in Canada with the rest of the delinquents.
Hayden: Aw, man. Way to make me feel like a teenager again.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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Jay: I dunno. You’re in Canada right now.
Jay: Kinda hard to kiss you from here
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Hayden: They’re not doing a very good job.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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Jay: Gotta separate the delinquents from the good guys I guess
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Hayden: What? No. Just pisses me off that they stuck something like that on you.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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Jay: Yeah
Jay: Kinda doesn’t let me go too far outside my own door
[minutes pass]
Jay: Is it a problem? Does it like freak you out or whatever
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Hayden: Let me guess, your monitor doesn’t let you go out of state?
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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Jay: Kinda hate the fact that I’m not in Canada right now.
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Hayden: I mean, same.
Hayden: I’m not exactly out either.
Hayden: But same.
Hayden: Kinda hate the fact that I’m in Canada right now.
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newyearneumann · 12 days ago
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Jay: I miss you
Jay: I want you
Jay: That’s all I really know
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Hayden: What are the parameters here, Jay?
Hayden: I don’t want to overstep.
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