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A friend just sent us dog treats in the mail - this and two more smaller packets! That’s about uh… 1/5th of Halley’s body weight 😂
While she’d totally give it her best shot, I think we’ll be offloading some to our dog owner friends, haha
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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans
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you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?
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Asexuality win! Person who repeatedly pressured their ace partner to "compromise" on sex because it was "a necessary part of a healthy relationship" fucking dies. <3
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can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
#not in the bowl or pan you’re putting them in???#why crack them on a secondary surface?#just crack them wherever you’re about to put them??
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I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES
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I’ve been reading Dracula for the first time, im about halfway through, here’s my take on it so far

The polycule learns about monster hunting
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The "God" we made from unethically sourced flesh and metal won't talk to us anymore so I'm gonna abandon you guys and the project and hope it doesn't remember my name or face
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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨
Please don't spoil, this is not a quiz. :)
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