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David Tennant yelling a variety of increasingly unhinged expletives for when you really need it.

[NSFW obviously…]

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The real trick is making a backup account and only following ur fav smut tags. Then, the algorithm does all the work 4 u

The last poll for this showed the overwhelming majority of voters use general tags, so now my curious ass is making this follow up poll and maybe I'll find some more fellow monster lovers (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Reblogs for reach are appreciated!

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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So I can find it again, lol

Masterlist

⊹₊‧──Go forth and be horny──‧₊⊹

1500 words or longer

⟢Alastor x Reader - The Radio Demon fucks a Human Sacrifice (A Valentino Production)

Valentino has acquired a living, breathing human in hell. But at the begging of Angel, Alastor makes a deal in exchange for her soul.

Part 1 smut 💦 Part 2 smut 💦 Side Story Part 3 smut 💦 Part 4 smut💦

⟢Alastor x Reader - A boiling frog smut💦

Your companionship was peppered onto Alastor so gently and slowly he didn’t realize he was too far gone until he was hopelessly dependent on your attention. He decides the only remedy is to drown you in his.

⟢Alastor x Reader - Good Vibrations sexy🔥

After you make an offhand comment about doubting if his microphone actually works, Alastor finds a creative way to convince you while at dinner with the group.

⟢Alastor x Reader - Luck smut💦

Vox’s ever present eyes noticed a reoccurring face around Alastor, and decided you were an easy way to get under his skin. Alastor manages to find you during the kidnapping but how he finds you sends his gentlemanly resolve unraveling. He had wanted to be gentle, he really had. C’est la vie, hm?

⟢Lucifer x Reader x Alastor - The Safeword is RadioApple smut💦

Alastor would give you anything, all you had to do was ask. When you asked for Lucifer, he delivered. But after seeing just how much you enjoyed Alastor’s rough handling, Lucifer takes a turn and gets a little lost in the pleasure.

Part 1 ꒰აMaleReader✧FemaleReader໒꒱ Part 2 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱ Part 3 ꒰აAlastorxLucifer໒꒱✨NEW✨ tidbit (cute, not smut)

⟢Alastor x Virgin FemReader - The Big Part smut💦

You were dead, it was time to divest yourself of your virginity. When you ask Alastor, he takes to the task immediately. Unfortunately, he seems to enjoy surprising you.

⟢Angel x Virgin Reader - Someone Nice, Somewhere Safe smut💦

꒰აMale reader ✧ Female reader ໒꒱

You let it slip to the group you were a virgin, and instead of laughing, Angel grabs you before bed to offer a friendly hand.

⟢HumanAlastor x FemaleBurlesquerReader - A Doe in Fall smut💦

Part 1 - Pretty in Red Part 2 - Liar Part 3 - A Tragedy

Under 1500 words and specific requests

⟢Luci x Reader x Alastor imagine (and Vox) sexual 🔥

⟢Alastor SFW and NSFW Headcanon fluffy☁️ and sexual🔥

⟢Ace Alastor x Ace Reader - Fuck Joke around and Find out soft smut 💦

⟢Ace Alastor bottoms for a GN!Seraphim Reader - Wrapped around Your Finger smut💦

⟢Angel Dust x PornstarReader - Besties get Banged smut💦

꒰აMaleReader ✧ FemaleReader໒꒱

⟢Lucifer x GN!AngelReader (fic based on Griftwood by ghost) smut💦

⟢Cursed Cat Alastor

⟢Hazbin Crew Drunk Headcanon (tiny sexy?)

⟢TopAlastor x BottomLucifer - for my darling Fraugwinska , Lazy Mornings smut💦

Hazel Imagines - general imagines, very small

⟢Would Alastor indulge in anal with a fem!reader?

⟢What would Alastor do about a reader with a scent kink? Smutty ending💦

⟢Imagine Alastor and a S/O aroused by his voice

*There are so few openly gay characters in mainstream media, I wanted to provide something for gay dick-having fans who wanted to see their gay spider power bottom fucking someone they can relate to physically so I will always write a male counterpart to Angel stories

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Same

i wouldnt last 30 fucking seconds in an SCP foundation facility bc i'd be constantly trying to court shit that wants to actually turn my body inside out (and NOT in the fun way) "you got snapch-" *gets [DATA EXPUNGED]*

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First time writing smut, inspired by my fwb.

(Content warnings: fingering - f receiving, voyeurism, dirty talk)

They sat against the wall, their friends scattered around the table chatting about somthing or other. Unaware of his plan, she joins in, talking to one of the friends about classes. Casually he rests his palm on her thigh, slowly sliding it up under the table. She feels him nearing the waistband of her pants but continues talking, ignoring him to both avoid suspicion and to rile him up. He carefully breaches her pants, slipping into her underwear. She's tingling from the contact and the danger of being caught. Slowly, teasingly he runs his fingers up and down her slit, feeling just how wet she is. Leaning in and putting his free arm around her; he purrs in her ear, "Do you like me touching you? Here, where anyone could catch us? Where everyone can see just how much of a slut you are?" Feeling her shiver, he leans back with a smirk. All the while lazily stroking up and down, gathering her slick. He waits until the friend she was talking to turns away, distracted, to sink two fingers, knuckle deep inside her tender walls. She gasps quietly at the intrusion, covering her mouth to stile a moan when he starts slowly pumping his fingers in and out. Watching as she fights to keep a straight face, he adds some friction to her clit with his thumb. "Im close," she whimpers in his ear. He speeds up slightly, holding her close. She squeezes her eyes shut and he feels her walls clamping down on his fingers as she finishes. He gently extracts his hand, making eye contact with her as he licks her juices off his fingers with a grin-

"You ready for round two?"