Din Djarin: [rifling through a mountain of notes] OK, so…we’re going to some kind of…Force…place…[squints at a map] …but do I need to do anything else first? [going back to his notes] What about this Darksaber thing? Do we have any follow-up there, or…?
Grogu: [shrugs at him]
Din: [paging through a notebook] Also I figure at some point I should probably find out more about the fact that that Bo-Katan lady said I was raised by a cult.
Ahsoka: [popping her head into the ship] Hey real quick before you leave, you guys haven’t seen this Thrawn guy have you? Blue, about yea high, giant forehead, red eyes? Pipe organ music always playing in the background when he’s around?
Din: …no? Wait, wh –
Bo-Katan: [appearing via hologram as Ahsoka leaves] You don’t happen to have come across Gideon again yet, have you?
Din: N-no, and I hope that we –
Bo-Katan: Ugh, OK, I guess I better get moving then. Mandalore’s not gonna rule itself, you know. [pauses] Well actually all things considered that might not be that bad. We…don’t have a great track record. Anyways, gotta go!
Din: [stammering as she hangs up]
Boba Fett: [via hologram] Hey are you the guy who has my armor? I think you bought it off that Cobb guy?
Din: Your – how did you – I – well for one thing I didn’t buy it, he made me help him fight a mythical creature –
Boba: Yeah yeah, whatever, I didn’t ask for your life story. Now where’s my armor?
Din: It’s in storage, I can’t get to it right this minute, plus I have to drop my kid off on like, a mystical mountaintop or something? [goes back to his notes]
Boba: [narrowing his eyes] …OK, but I want it back. And don’t go just giving it out to anyone, even if they literally have my exact same face. There’s a bunch of those guys still out there. [hangs up]
Din: [at a loss for words] [stares helplessly at Grogu]
Grogu: [stares back, eats a whole frog]
Rex: [via hologram] Hey did a guy who looks like me just call you?
Din: Who are you?!
Moff Gideon: [coming in via yet another hologram] Friendly reminder, Din Djarin: I will find you and I will do some weird stuff to your kid’s blood! For my secret army! Or for the undead spirit of the Emperor! Or wherever we’re going with this! [clenches his fist dramatically]
Din: H-hold on, wait, everyone, I’m getting another –
Greef: [via hologram] Hey Mando! You guys gonna stop by for a visit soon?
Din: Really not free to chit-chat right now –
Obi-Wan’s Ghost: [appearing behind Din, kneeling down to shake Grogu’s hand] My goodness! Look at this little one!
Anakin’s Ghost: Oh my gosh it’s a pocket-sized Master Yoda!
Din: [whirling around] AHHH whatthehellisthat! [shoots at Anakin]
Anakin: Whoa, whoa, calm down, buddy, we just wanted to see the baby.
Din: Y-you…you’re…but I shot you…how are you still…?
Anakin: [taking a bite out of a space pear he has in his hand] Uh, duh, I’m a ghost. [seeing the holograms] Oh hey, Rex!
Rex: [in shock but still saluting] General Skywalker. General Kenobi. I…was really not expecting to see either of you.
Obi-Wan: [warmly] Hello Captain. You look well.
Ahsoka: [busting back into the ship] YOU!
Anakin: [nervously laughing] Uh oh…
Ahsoka: [getting right in his face] Well well well. Look whose ghost can appear when he wants to.
Anakin: I…it’s not that we’ve been avoiding you, Snips, it’s just –
Ahsoka: DON’T YOU “SNIPS” ME! You tried to kill me the last time I saw you, back when you were Darth Vader! Right before Ezra pulled me through that loophole in time and space!
Din: [protectively clutching Grogu] Excuse me, when he was what?!
Obi-Wan: Ahsoka in fairness, Anakin did that to a lot of people.
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